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[Watching AI video of two squirrels cuddling during a thunderstorm.] They are safe there, nothing can harm them as long as they have each other. [My phone dies and for the first time in my life I am confronted by my own reflection, I try to swipe away]
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Elon Musk: There's actually um there's actually if you look were bringing code rotted fruiter aero yams to the tesla roadster
Sam Altman: having DDR5 in your computer is worse than having child pornography on it
Jensen Huang:
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my plan if i was knicks coach would be start shamet and have josh hart do a tight five standup set at halftime instead
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Republicans claiming the election is rigged is like when Luka starts grabbing a random body part after shooting badly
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AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well
Me southern accent: not a problem mam
AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius
Me: god is a genius mam
AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me
Me: no mam

































