
I write scripts & perform tricks. I lie for money, essentially. Good lies, like rom coms & pro wrestling : Rep: @unitedagents I also host @CheckpointsShow
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Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Lochness, goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience. Question, what do these things all have in common?
Those waterfalls off the stage must be so noisy up close. Can’t stop thinking about it. #Eurovision
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Please RT: This Saturday 👇 #Glasgow #StandWithUkraine
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I once told a very lengthy version of this Barry Cryer joke at a dinner party and forgot to mention he had half an orange for a head.
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Shout out to Bankie boys!!! We have a toy emergency!! We need your help with the local Toybank 🎁🎄🧸 this year, more than 1200 referrals and rising!! @jmcginn7 @kevinbridges86 @DuncanBannatyne any support appreciated please Retweet 🙏💜💜💜 #Clydebank #Hometown
I rarely tweet about celebrity deaths, but I was genuinely sad to hear about Dean Stockwell. Quantum Leap was such a seminal show for me, it feels like hearing one of my friends from primary school has died.
But what a life! As Rick articulates beautifully below.
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*EXTREMELY EXCITING THING KLAXON* Writers of Wales - apply! Come develop your best show idea with us! I promise good times (+ professional guidance and cash money.)
Live today - the World Productions Writers’ Award! We've joined forces with @worldprods to find the next generation of TV writers with bold, original and contemporary Welsh stories to tell. Submissions close - 10am on 23rd August 2021. Full details here: bbc.in/3yizOpe
Someone (@bcnicoll) wrote a published academic paper using my old podcast as the launching point. What a life!
It’s not a breezy read, I had to relearn a bunch of vocabulary I’ve not used since I wrote my dissertation, but there’s some great ideas to mentally chew on.
Some podcasts get TV or Movie spinoffs, others are destined to form the basis of academic essays relating to the Fantasmatic Structure of Videogame Memory.
Genuinely thrilled about this, big thanks to @bcnicoll for his interest and hard work. academia.edu/49345650/What_W…
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The 2019 EIFF Talent Labs provided me with a genuine launchpad for a lot of things - network growth, project development and career progression. Do not hesitate to apply and hopefully your cohort will be as big a bunch of legends as this lot below are 😊
#ICYMI: @edfilmfest's 2021 #TalentLab is OPEN for applications! 📣 🌟
The Lab's 10th edition provides participants with an invaluable opportunity to connect with and learn from industry experts in a relaxed environment. Apply now! bit.ly/EIFF-TalentLab2021
⏰ Deadline: June 24
Strong year. Iceland to win obv - last years song was an all time Eurovision great - but lots of contenders. France, Greece, Switzerland, Germany, Lithuania all great. #Eurovision
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I feel like this song is in #Eurovision every year. They just pass it from country to country
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I am desperate for the big German hand to rush the stage. #FIN #Eurovision I am the middle finger!
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Pretty sure I had this background as a visualiser in Winamp #MDA #eurovision
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Of all the beautiful things to emerge from drunk and emotional chats at the @filmhouse during the Edinburgh film festival, this is the most beautiful.
Annoyingly, while we wrote it for the sheer thrill of playing in that world, it’s one of the best things I’ve written.
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