@declatom

english teacher. footballer/goalkeeper. researcher. shithousery enthusiast. CTU delegate applying pressure from the left. ⚽🎾 coach. COYI ⚒️🫧

 Chicago, IL
Joined November 2018
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she jumped the shark when she married a white florida girl i fear
júlia@apputeller16h
gente me desculpa mas não entra na minha cabeça a marta não se posicionar, tipo não é sendo isenta que ela vai parar de ser atacada pelo outro lado e creio que o maior nome do futebol feminino se posicionando influenciaria tantas outras “ah não muda nada” ficar calada tbm não
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as a former club and ODP player and current coach: no, club training should absolutely remain postponed during the season (and being intentionally obtuse by calling it "playing in free time" is undermining your argument; call it what it is) especially now w/pro pathways
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at community first with my fiance for something stupid (he's fine) and i am at my most sympathetic: "don't worry, something embarrassing will eventually happen to me i'm sure" (this is twice in five years for him lmao)
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✨dea✨ is forever blowing bubbles 🇵🇸 retweeted
BMS | STEVEN
@FreeStevnOct 25
Je mélange politique et foot : Neymar, Rivaldo et Lucas Moura me dégoûtent en soutenant Bolsonaro, sans parler de ce violeur de Dani Alves. Tandis que Raphina, Richarlison, Juninho et Raí ont gagné mon respect et ma sympathie (ils l’avaient déjà) en soutenant Lula.
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lol y'all just pick and choose who makes the errors arbitrarily, it's genuinely hilarious professional goalkeeping technique keeps them to one goal
🫧 ⚒RUSTYHAMMER⚒ 🫧@DeanoTy22h
First goal Mistake from Mukasa 2nd goal Solomon gives bree to much time & tbh he’s not hitting one like that again!! 3rd comedy of errors.. The kilman strikes 99 outta 100 times that goes in off the keeper Soucek was inches away from the Engels flick (forget Dinos miss online)
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brave stance i know, but let's let players guide whether they need to be "protected" contact sport and all that
Jamie Laurentius@dilaurentius15h
Watching Man United actually getting away with assaulting Bunny Shaw is insane. This league’s officiating is a disgrace. Protect players!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the woso/sapphic white knight brigade has yet again mounted up for battle
laur@spooongs16h
this is so fucking disgusting and theyll just chalk it up to being an “chippy, aggressive, passionate derby” yeah okay.
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seems they don't test comma usage these days 🤷🏻‍♀️
✨dea✨ is forever blowing bubbles 🇵🇸@declatom9h
y'all.....we have to make this profession more rigorous to enter
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y'all.....we have to make this profession more rigorous to enter
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✨dea✨ is forever blowing bubbles 🇵🇸@declatom4 Aug 2025
Replying to @AbodundeMyron @WestHamViews_
hermansen is broken lol
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regan@regannnnnnnn_Oct 25
Mads could be the worst keeper ever but I promise you will never catch me falling for Areola revisionism. That man ruined my life
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they cry for the handbrake to come off, they cry for the handbrake to be put on 🤷🏻‍♀️
West_Ham_COYI@West_Ham_COYIOct 24
We get caught down our right hand side every single time and it’s down to Bowen. Someone has got to tell him to stop pressing centre backs. He makes it so easy for teams to play out down that side, and leaves our right side so exposed. Every goal has come from that side today
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"soucek can't trap it" and his clumsy ass causes us to lose the ball via a foul: a tale as old as time #WHUSOU
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ok, i'm willing to hear #nunoout after these subs, but my main issue with this is there is no one who has better tactical ideas available (we don't pay for coaches obviously). so who replaces him? if you'd say a fuckin british journeyman bum or ex player, please don't bother.
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a reasonable percentage of body fat is her secret, thanking god for it myself as i age
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@justmercy__Oct 23
Jennifer Lopez is 59 and still looks this young and sexy. What’s her secret? 🤔
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soucek? did nuno think we were lacking.....pointing? ok this is too unserious to keep watching, i'm sorry #WHUSOU
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hahahaha competition winner scarles back again! #WHUSOU
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i will be nuno out as soon as we invest in a quality keeper for the first time (no, spending money does not mean "investing in a quality keeper") in january and we still look like this. until a new keeper, it's genuinely not possible to honestly evaluate. #WHUSOU
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"get" 13 unpaid weeks off, what a GIFT
PUSB@Bradders_87Oct 23
You know I was just thinking the other day these teachers who get 13 weeks off a year could do with an additional 39 days a year off each year.
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hermansen doing the worm for the third goal and taty/bowen totally unaware of where the goal is, is putting me really close to just rage quitting this game #WHUSOU
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