chatpile roan · Sep 21, 2026 · 3:53 PM UTC

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chatpile roan@chatpileroanSep 21

lately i’ve been doing what i like to call evil CBT where i look in the mirror and say things like “you're not special enough to be the ugliest person in the world” and it works better than the regular kind for me honestly

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serena shahidi · Sep 18, 2026 · 3:57 AM UTC

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serena shahidi@glamdemon2004Sep 18

Lowkey when a woman talks about her incompetent idiot husband he always sounds like me

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Natalie Would · Sep 1, 2026 · 6:30 PM UTC

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Natalie Would@_NatalieWouldSep 1

(being kidnapped) Finally someone recognizes my worth!

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the heart · Sep 1, 2026 · 9:33 PM UTC

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the heart@Fredward3948576Sep 1

[reading the teleprompter] And we love it when it’s over, don’t we, folks? Love it when it’s over. When it’s gone away without hope of resuscitation or redemption or reunion. When there’s no reason to look back. But we always do, don’t we, folks? We always do

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Beautiful Normal Woman · Aug 9, 2026 · 8:49 PM UTC

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Beautiful Normal Woman@SillyBWomanAug 9

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

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angel · Aug 8, 2026 · 7:20 PM UTC

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angel@angelshitAug 8

Who up mourning the present

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𝕮𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖆 · Aug 8, 2026 · 2:21 PM UTC

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𝕮𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖆@ItzCecilia1Aug 8

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

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perfect angel · Aug 8, 2026 · 6:16 AM UTC

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perfect angel@girl__virusAug 8

they are killing me for no reason every day and it never stops

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louis slotin · Aug 8, 2026 · 5:26 AM UTC

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louis slotin@365potropicaAug 8

i dont smoke unless im smoken to

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ً · Aug 7, 2026 · 7:10 PM UTC

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ً@artfuIchaosAug 7

Imagine hating on me while i analyse the socio-cultural context you grew up in to understand why you’re such a loser.

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pinkie · Aug 2, 2026 · 4:54 PM UTC

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pinkie@pinkamaniaaAug 2

i’ve been called weird and annoying but never unfunny or boring. let that sink in.

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Jonathan Fine · Jul 24, 2026 · 4:29 PM UTC

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Jonathan Fine@jonathanbfineJul 24

sometimes you can tell from a person’s underlining in a used book that they aren’t going to make it

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cav empty · Jun 12, 2026 · 3:10 AM UTC

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cav empty@cavempty_Jun 12

it’s always fun when my life has surreal elements and heavy use of symbolism

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Jess Fisher 🎀🇯🇵🇨🇳 · Jun 2, 2026 · 12:17 AM UTC

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Jess Fisher 🎀🇯🇵🇨🇳@urs4everneverJun 2

Gemini birthday = entire month of celebration

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#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart · May 31, 2026 · 4:41 PM UTC

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#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart@prettycriticalMay 31

when ppl are too nervous/introverted to sing at karaoke it’s like, okay well you’re right. i would have laughed at you and then killed you with a hammer right here in this private room if you were off beat so crisis averted.

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