(Decoy) Diva || Primetime & Pitt freak (@decoylangdon) profile picture

MDNI I will occasionally post/retweet NSFW and darkfic not normal about The Pitt or Saw or Primetime (& sometimes Hannibal) dansensdivacup on tumblr

he/him, 19 y.o. gay
Joined October 2026
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idk how you're supposed to use twitter so i'm gonna use it like tumblr until someone crumples me up and throws me away
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Chris' expression in this clip is genuinely killing me
When ur ordering pizza and ur broke ass decoy tells u to throw in some wings
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In a parallel life, I used to pick up grubs and hold them up to his face and he'd tell me to put it in the pile of grubs in-between us. The bell would ring and we'd cover the grub pile with dirt before wiping our hands on our shorts and running to line up by the door.
#primetime Dan Plum is the guy you used to dig for bugs with at recess
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β€œyall are feminizing him by headcanoning him as trans” interesting that that’s your conclusion!! surely it’s the trans men who hc him that way at fault for your own perceptions of trans men!
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(laughing, wiping tears from eyes) He really does...
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HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
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My friend finally seeing someone after 26 years no gf and he’s having second thoughts bc her Letterboxd is a mess
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When you don’t know what oomfs face looks like so just imagine their pfp
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finished a show and tried to check ao3 to see if anyone else saw the same ship i did
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Getting High with a pervert and touching each other
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It's weird that when you put a tie on a dog, he looks like he's a silly little fellow and when you put a tie on a cat, he looks like he actually does have a job and is probably dissatisfied with it
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that Hung smile
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This person is happier than some of you will ever be
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chris doing everything in his power to groom that young man 😭
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your gay friend youre trying really hard to ignore: So have you seen primetime
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a lot of you would crumble
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Happy birthday to the most baller actor of all time πŸ’™
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the audacity of this man needs to be studied #thepitt #hucklerobby #thepittfanart #comic #art
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