I make videos about games, and sometimes also develop them. 'Complicating the narrative' since 1987.
Birmingham, UK
Joined April 2010
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Imagine al the newcomers to Shadow of The Colossus.
‘Where are the shops. Why can’t I talk to this tree. How do I upgrade my boots. Where’s my free sword and season pass loot crates’
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Meanwhile, the very SECOND I passed 50 followers on twitch, I got a popup congratulating me and telling me to apply for Affiliate.
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Just got an email from YouTube telling me "congratulations on passing 1000 subscribers!"
I did that over 2 years ago.
It's automatically organised next to my email saying "fuck your monetisation, you're too small to matter to us".
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Holy crap at these sales. The Switch has outsold the Wii U in under a year. Odyssey has sold more than any Wii U software ever did and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe only needs to sell another million to outperform the original.
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I don't know who the voiceover man is in the UK McDonald's adverts but he sounds very smug and I hope he falls over today, and everybody notices.
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On the state of YouTube, 'big' YouTuber hypocrisy, and the future of the ShovelWareHouse.
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Honestly, where's the incentive? "Oh you've been putting out consistent longform niche content to a dedicated audience for three years? We've decided that isn't good enough anymore."
Well. Massively fuck you. Kiss the hairiest part of my fat arse.
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You're not "improving" fuck all. You're just demonitising small channels. Specifically in this instance, ME.
I get it, YouTube. If you're not pulling in big numbers by being an attention-seeking reactionary clickbait cunt, you're not welcome to even try. Fine. Fuck off.
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So basically, if you're a smaller YouTube channel that can't affect growth with steady, good quality content because YouTube's discoverability is absolutely shit, then fuck you. teapawt.net/YTCreators/status/9534…
We've made updates to the YouTube Partner Program to strengthen our community & prevent impersonators + spammers from harming our platform.
We understand this affects many channels, but believe it's necessary to protect our creators.
For the full update goo.gl/T1pvG3
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10 V 10 Film Battles
Which of these lists has the better films?
LIKE for the list on the LEFT by @RussellGoodban
RT for the list on the RIGHT by the reigning champ @JakePalmer04
And as always please feel free to comment on either list or any of the films on them
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I *AM* still making the Official ShovelWareHouse videogame, by the way.
It's turning into 'Terribly Drawn, Badly Made Cuphead'. So that's good.
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Just seen this comment on one of my older videos. I can't even remember what the hell I said on here but it must've really irked this well-balanced chap.
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What's better than "A video of some idiot playing shovelware"? How about... "a video of some idiot playing shovelware... IN VIRTUAL REALITY"?! Oh yes. Because when *I* get cutting-edge gaming technology, I want to know what's *AWFUL* about it.
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