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For fifty eight years, my boss in Tokyo believed that beef should be sliced as thin as paper.
In Japan, we cook thin meat for four seconds in boiling broth. That is our way.
Then last month, the YouTube algorithm showed Director Sato a video of a man in Texas smoking a brisket.
It changed his life.
On Monday morning, he called me to his desk. His eyes were bloodshot.
"Have you seen this?" he whispered, turning his monitor toward me. "The American pitmaster does not sleep for sixteen hours. He sits by the fire in the dark. He guards the meat like a castle."
I said, "Sir, it is just a barbecue."
He slammed his hand on the desk.
"This is not cooking," he said. "This is a vigil."
Last Saturday was our annual company picnic by the river in Kanagawa. Normally, we grill thin meat and yakisoba for two hours and go home at 2:00 PM.
I arrived at 9:30 AM to help set up.
Director Sato was already there.
I want to be accurate here: he had been sitting in a folding chair since 10:00 PM on Friday night. He was wearing a towel around his head and staring at a massive black barrel smoker he had imported from Oklahoma.
Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS ABANDONED CORPORATE LIFE FOR THE SMOKE.
When we tried to help him, he held up a pair of metal tongs and clicked them twice.
"Step back," he said calmly. "The stall has begun. Nobody opens the lid."
Twelve Japanese accountants stood in complete silence around a barrel for four more hours. Nobody dared to eat a single noodle until he gave the signal.
At 1:45 PM, he sliced the meat. It fell apart on the cutting board.
My boss looked at the pink smoke ring, nodded once, and wiped a single tear from his cheek.
He has already submitted an official budget request for a trailer smoker for next fiscal year.
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Reminder that when they offered the role of the poop emoji in the emoji movie to Jordan Peele, he took it as an insult and thought it was beneath him and it led to him quitting acting, so they were like "fine, we will offer it to Sir Patrick Stewart," and he gladly took the role and made jokes about how it was one of the most important roles of his career. RIP to a real one.
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Translation:
"About this time lived Jesus, a wise man, if one ought to call him a man. He did surprising deeds, taught those accepting truth gladly, and won many Jews and Greeks. He was the Christ. Pilate crucified him on charges from our leaders; his first lovers did not stop. He appeared to them alive on the third day, as divine prophets foretold these and myriad wonders about him. The Christian tribe named from him has not vanished to this day."
Written account of Jesus rising from the dead identified in 2,000-year-old manuscript, study suggests trib.al/XFIwGJj
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I love that Samurai Jack came back to us as a slightly more mature version of itself—a bold nod to its audience. I love how they handled the Scotsman: he lived a full life, with hundreds of daughters whom he then formed into his own personal army.
I’m glad he died doing the one thing he was remembered for from the original run. There used to be a time (brief as it was) when “that thing you loved as a child” making a comeback wasn’t some wack-ass political bullshit wearing the skin suit of the original, but the actual thing.
Samurai Jack unwittingly set a simple bar so low to the ground that countless media helmed by lesser talent would damn near die stumbling over it or implode spectacularly while trying to cartwheel a series/game/movie franchise into a direction no one asked for or wanted.
What an era that was. What a disaster that followed.
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The other biggest point is that the Jedi code was so sacrosanct that it could never be violated whenever the code gave a negative outcome for Anakin, but suddenly, when the Jedi code was finally in his favor and dictated keeping Palpatine alive, instead, Palpatine was to be killed in blatant violation of the code.
The Jedi all of a sudden were willing to throw the code out the window when it benefited them, but never when it benefited Anakin. Which is why Mace Windu, instead, ends up thrown out the window.
I wonder why young guys relate to this story so much and find it so compelling.
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Elder scrolls six: featuring all your favorite lore mysteries explained -
- elder scrolls? Oh they are just skin fragments of the upper case G God.
- The Dwemer? Oh they were sleeping on a moon for a while.
- Sithis? Oh actually just another regular primordial being, nothing special about him really. Always been around. He’s just subtle that’s all. Hence the assassin cult.
- the towers? What towers? What are you even talking about? We threw that thread out back in 2009.
- The godhead? Oh yeah that’s just a guy named bill, he ate too many mushrooms and has been taking a nap on his buddy’s futon. Dreamed up this whole reality.
Oh by the way, in fallout 5 we’re gonna tell you who exactly fired the nukes first (spoiler alert, it wasn’t the Chinese)
News about elder scrolls 6
Story will be about the mystery of scrolls themselves. 😩 they aren’t meant to be understood. The entire plot device around elder scrolls is beyond the meta, similar to the god head.
It’s midichlorians all over again.
reddit.com/r/TESVI/s/J4q7Twi…
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Oh, that's Jennifer Lawrence with her distinct and instantly recognisable facial features removed with plastic surgery.
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>Red Dead Redemption
>Choose to be a good guy & max out honor by defending the weak
>Hit maximum honor
>Game doesn't reward you with a bigger gun or a pile of cash
>Instead, you are rewarded with an encounter with a Catholic nun
>She hands you the Rosary of Saint Andrew
>It literally acts as a shield, decreasing the accuracy of enemy fire against you
>Teaches you that a man actively seeking redemption operates under divine protection
>The ultimate reward for a virtuous life is a God's favor
Unfathomably based
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Republican/Democratic parties: *fighting over everything*
Libertarian party subplot:
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Hier praat niemand over.
Het team van Lula klaagde dat bussen niet goed reden in gebieden waar Lula veel steun geniet. Daarom vroegen ze om extra tijd om te stemmen.
Later vroeg ook het team van Bolsonaro om hulp, vanwege de overstromingen in bepaalde gebieden. Dat klopt.
Maar toen gebeurde er iets opmerkelijks.
Nog maar enkele minuten voor het einde van de verkiezingen bepaalde een rechter nota bene de voormalige advocaat van Lula dat alle stembureaus in het hele land open moesten blijven. Maar op veel plaatsen was het stemmen toen al afgelopen.
Welke stembureaus waren nog open? Vooral die in gebieden waar Lula veel steun had.
En welke waren al gesloten? Veel stembureaus in gebieden waar Bolsonaro populair was. Daar waren de stemmachines al uitgeschakeld en die werden niet opnieuw aangezet.
Het resultaat? De ene groep kiezers kreeg twee uur extra om te stemmen, terwijl de andere groep met lege handen achterbleef.
Noem dat geen eerlijke verkiezingen. Als kiezers aan de ene kant extra tijd krijgen en die aan de andere kant wordt onthouden, roept dat ernstige vragen op over de eerlijkheid van het verkiezingsproces.
Dit is precies waarom transparantie en gelijke regels voor iedere kiezer essentieel zijn.
Lula wint Braziliaanse presidentsverkiezingen, Bolsonaro weigert nederlaag te erkennen telegraaf.nl/buitenland/lula…
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Vivek simply being born here doesn’t necessarily make him an American in his heart and identity.
He obviously still identifies with Indian culture as evidenced by his children’s names. He has retained the Indian religion as well, which is a MAJOR part of identity and assimilation.
He also has spoke about (very famously) how he didn’t grow up in a similar household to American children. He rejected our culture in that way.
Much of the evidence from his life shows he actually still identifies very deeply with India. And there’s nothing morally wrong with that! That’s a God-given natural desire to appreciate your heritage and where your family comes from.
Let’s just be honest here when discussing these matters. He is not very rooted in America and does look to India for more of his heritage and identity.
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The whole philosophy of "take your allies' side automatically and assume they're in the right" is a great one, probably the best idea MAGA stole from the Left. The problem is an Indian is not actually your ally and will embarrass your whole coalition.
Trump on Amy Acton: "If what the mother said about the daughter is half right, she has no right even running for the governor of Ohio..."
KC: What about what the daughter said about the mother?
TRUMP: "I don’t know what she said."
KC: "That the mother remained married to her stepfather who sexually abused her when she was 12 years old."
TRUMP: "When did she make that statement? Was it just recently?"
KC: "Years ago. He was charged with it."
I fully believe this retard didnt even check the situation before giving his retarded opinion
Trump on Amy Acton: "If what the mother said about the daughter is half right, she has no right even running for the governor of Ohio..."
KC: What about what the daughter said about the mother?
TRUMP: "I don’t know what she said."
KC: "That the mother remained married to her stepfather who sexually abused her when she was 12 years old."
TRUMP: "When did she make that statement? Was it just recently?"
KC: "Years ago. He was charged with it."
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This Kira guy is crafty
He may have insider information.
To be sure lets keep note of the most important men of our staff and their most feared ways to die.
That will help us keep track
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One of the funniest movies ever made
What’s your under-20% Rotten Tomatoes “hear me out”?
Not talking about the usual picks like HOOK or BULLET TRAIN. Give the genuinely unpopular opinions.
MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION (1997) has just 4% on Rotten Tomatoes, but the ridiculous dialogue, bizarre character choices and gloriously cheesy fight scenes make it a hilarious time capsule of ’90s video game movies. It’s a complete mess, but watching Shao Kahn deliver lines like he’s auditioning for a wrestling promo has its own charm.
What’s your pick?
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The full story of how this ad got made is obvious now.
1. Vivek's team produced the ad.
2. Campaigners refused to greenlight it.
3. Vivek 'leaks' the sympathetic right-wing media.
4. Media publishes it for him.
5. He boosts it to circumvent FEC rules.
This explains everything:
"Who made it?" Vivek and his team.
"Did it run?"It never ran on TV.
"Why does it look like a real ad?" Was meant to be one.
"Where's the FEC disclaimer?" It didn't need one.
"How did it leak?" Deliberately to RW media.
"Why did they do it like this?"
Someone very loudly decried it as being below the belt and a bad look, and Vivek (being the 170 IQ elite human capital that he is) realized he could get the message out, smear his opponent, keep his name off the ad, and (most importantly) save money by simply leaking it to imbeciles like Megyn Kelly.
His problem, like every midwit who thinks they're a genius, was going full bore ahead without ever stopping to think "maybe I'm wrong and this is a bad idea."
30 seconds on Twitter and anyone even slightly critical of Vivek starts searching her early life history, reads public stories about her abusive upbringing, and pulls up the public court records.
Vivek Ramaswamy hired a woman to smear her own daughter. A woman so vile, she slept with a man after knowing he had raped not only her daughter, but his own as well. A woman who probably helped him escape custody after a grand jury indicted him for incestuous rape of a child so he could die of natural causes in her loving arms.
@megynkelly exposes the truth about Amy Acton. It’s uncomfortable, but every voter in Ohio should watch every second of this.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Court records corroborate that Amy Acton's stepfather was charged and indicted in 1978 for raping her as a child, after which she and her brother were removed from their mother's custody.
nationalreview.com/news/amy-acton…
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