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A flock of crows atop a Popeyes dumpster. Corvus ossifragus, if you must know.

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Joined January 2024
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What KIND of Carolinian?
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Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
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Fryboy vs. Archer, when you think about it.
Remember, Halloween isn’t about candy or costumes or decorations! The true meaning of Halloween is rural chuds bullying effete school teachers.
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Ah, so the Knick(erbocker)s vs the Yankees.
My eyes were opened when my old professor Clyde Wilson explained to us that Sleepy Hollow was a story of the old Dutch families resisting the encroaching Puritans.
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Zurbaran is a deep cut.
every year there are four separate, simultaneous Halloweens
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I can't quite get to 42% but damn if we've not replaced oil and gas w/ the federal gubment.
Replying to @JayDook
I’m sure they do. Tax revenue from oil/gas used to make up about 42% of the state budget. Now it’s just 6%. Diversifying is key to make up for the loss revenue. Not to mention jobs
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Do guys still shoot the bird in photos, or is that only the girls now?
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Unreal. Louisiana basically lost out on the entire fracking boom.
In case you wondering why Louisiana is rolling out the red carpet for LNG plants, AI data centers, and a spaceport - here is one factor…. LA yearly oil production since 1981
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The CIA funded hip hop in order to stop white guys from singing. We've lost two generations of Steve Perrys
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I know at least three doctors who are supporting kids from three different marriages.
Divorce rate by job, US Census 2020-24: Physicians 20% Pharmacists 20% Registered nurses 34% Practical nurses 47%
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Admittedly, I live in a backwater - but I have never enjoyed "industry dinners/cocktail nights". A plague. Better replaced by having legit podnuhs you get the occasional steak with.
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Dominicans trying to salsa that shit off (they'd also have been better off under French rule).
Incredible how much Haiti fumbled the bag.
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Incredible how much Haiti fumbled the bag.
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I'm so, so pleased that "Media Literacy Week: Heavy Metal Edition" is over.
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"Front line assembly mind phaser type beat"
This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history. "Black October" they're calling it It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year* SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS: YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year): 1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline. 2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4. 3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status 4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers 5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down. 6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer 7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014 8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies 9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline 10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents): 11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up 12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites 13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested 14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers 15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations 16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls 17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline 18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen 19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites 20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor 21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets 22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins 23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached Also serious: 24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach 25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool 26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware 27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea
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Y'all should remember what Marx said about the lumpenproletariat
Dans Paris, le commandement aberrant a ouvert la porte au chaos. Les chefs ne savent plus que faire, la troupe a peur et se déchaîne. Je ne sais pas qui entendra ma voix dans de telles circonstances, mais mon message est clair : ceux qui partagent notre combat n'ont rien à faire dans le pillage, le saccage. Quelles que soient les responsabilités du pouvoir et de ses incompétents et leurs violences, nous devons refuser de participer à des actions sans signification politique et contraire à nos méthodes.
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Whatever, on est Louisianais.
These three areas are all "deepest America" in their own distinct way. For each one, you kinda have to spend a bit of time there to truly understand.
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feel like it'd be a good time to be an orangutan roaming the streets of Paris.
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Tu sais qu'c'est rien qu'un décor 'Cause t'es gone nulle part Avec ta 9 Piece Luggage Set
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Welp, just found out Slayer weren't singing: "Pissing Me-ge-iddo, fucking Medellin", but instead "Pissing match of egos, fuck their vanity"... I was like: "Deep cut, Tom" Less so now.
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