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A flock of crows atop a Popeyes dumpster. Corvus ossifragus, if you must know.

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Joined January 2024
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One time I was hammered and a buddy of mine takes me to a huge wine cellar like this because he wanted to show me a rare cask of Amontillado. What happened next left me FUMING.
Gavin Newsom claims he 'didn't even know' about 5,000-bottle wine cellar at his $7.5M home trib.al/DVpsVXM
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US SPR crude inventories fell by ~3.7mb w/w to a multi year low of 289.7mb last week #oott Sour down ~1.5mb to 191.0mb Sweet down ~2.2mb to 98.7mb
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Crow Magnon retweeted
While investigating whether anyone has ever used "deprove" /dɪˈproʊv/ as the past tense of "deprive", I discovered a completely new word: "deprove" /dɪˈpruv/, an antonym of "improve". It's not even in Wiktionary.
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Crow Magnon retweeted
Replying to @ScottyNodak
Huey Long is in heaven
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That's what is so wonderful about Europe -- small outdoor cafes in plazas.
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Found in the wild. Unlocked deep Lore. If you know, you know.
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Crow Magnon retweeted
I would prefer not to.
Without naming the book, tell me a line that readers of it will instantly recognize.
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2028, drinking coffee at the Home Depot parking lot with the other unemployed software architects, waiting for a founder to roll up in a pickup truck with day labor he needs done
Replying to @caesararum
The shakeout is going to be so rough. Who among you are capable of wrangling a dozen agents? Okay, we only need three of you.
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The Zuurveld Despite not being particularly good for agriculture (the grazing is alright relative to other places in southern Africa, but still expect hardship), nor particularly fair, the Boers, Xhosa, Dutch, British and Khoi fought for it for about one hundred years. The Frontier Wars fought essentially for control of the Zuurveld ended up being the longest running series of conflicts in colonial history. If you're looking to aquire land in southern Africa, why not start with something more challenging, but with something that will put you in the halls of history? You likely won't succeed, but the respect and experience you acquire will allow you to seize land with greater ease: your enemies will fear the one who dared to attempt to take the Zuurveld and anything from there is easy.
What's some good land for people just getting into stealing
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Crow Magnon retweeted
Sometimes you look at new philosophy books and conclude we’ve done enough thinking
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Some very high quality trolling on the biglaw subreddit. Read until the end.
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"Oxbow towns of Louisiana," by yours truly: richcampanella.com/wp-conten…
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Crow Magnon retweeted
From the late Middle Ages, Western European art became globally distinctive in several respects: 1) Secular representations of ordinary people. 2) Couples entwined, holding hands 3) Unlike the rest of Eurasia, women are publicly visible.
Do you know this painting? “Skating on the Amstel”, 1620 I’m struck that 400 years ago, Western European men and women were jointly enjoying winter festivities, hand in hand, as couples, together in public spaces
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Crow Magnon retweeted
*I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Wrapping paper cascading off the edge of the kitchen table. I've watched batteries glitter in the dark near the bottom of the junk drawer. Heard footsteps on the stairs at 11.47 PM — 'Santa won't come if you're awake, go back to bed.' All those hours will be lost in time... like receipts in the bin. Time for bed."
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Swoling Alone
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Replying to @martyrmade
This is why whenever I'm up to no good I skip like a giddy schoolboy, in SPITE of the HATERS Then when I'm doing charity work or going to the bank I lumber around like a big dumb idiot. The GAIT industry has NOTHING on me, and NEVER WILL
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