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naira, you no get
dollar, you no get
solana, you no get
usdt, you no get
btc, you no get
wetin you come get?
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If you prefer injections to drugs, you should be considered dangerous.
Injection Or Drugs
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Newbie: “I know how to use Excel.”
Senior: “Try entering something in this cell.”
Newbie: Clicks… (F2)
Senior: “WHOOOOAAAAAA!!”
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Even if I cheat on you, no touch or squeeze my top ooo, just hold my neck instead, no touch my cloth abeg
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Me after choosing B as an answer in an examination because I felt a spiritual connection to it.
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A 3 years old black preschooler has police called on him for being too good at soccer
How does one even make this phone call
This is bad
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Being born into a rich family is a bigger achievement in life than graduating with a first class.
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I have a harmless question:
You’re broke, and you also claim to be nonchalant. You don’t give her attention, and you never make time for her.
When she leaves for someone who does, you claim she left because you’re broke.
My brother, what exactly were you offering her?
























