In search of unreasonable returns.

Joined June 2019
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I got into CashCat at $2M on day one. Rode it all the way to $220M, all the way back down to $35M, and months later it’s now at all-time highs ($275M) and I’m still holding. I got into AI at $2M on its first run. Rode it to $17M, watched it roundtrip all the way back to $2M, and months later it’s now at all-time highs ($280M) and I’m still holding. Holding isn’t easy, but if you truly want to be rewarded, know what you hold & why you hold it, and if nothing fundamentally changes, learn to weather the storm. There’s usually a pot of gold waiting for those who can.
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“Now we’re spending a lot of time in how to make Robinhood Chain even bigger, how to support the community, we know we’ve been hearing from a lot of builders that we could be doing more to support the community, and I think you should expect us to really ramp that up.” - @vladtenev on Robinhood Chain Hmm… Thinking it’s obvious everyone should be more bullish 🤔
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$HOOD misses some key headline numbers but beats on crypto revenue Probably exactly what you want to see if you’re a RHC bulliever
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Robinhood chain generated $46m in revenue in Q3 Total crypto revenue came in at $120m Over 38% of their crypto revenue was from RHC. During the peak RHC accounted for 30% of TOTAL revenue. I can assure you, Vlad has every incentive to ensure the success of his chain.
*ROBINHOOD 3Q EPS 51C, EST. 56C *ROBINHOOD 3Q NET REV. $1.42B, EST. $1.44B *ROBINHOOD 3Q CRYPTO REV. $120M, EST. $114.1M $HOOD
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Lmao I know people who have started buying $AI purely because of this Turning into a full on movement coin
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says the US will officially be "BANNING" the term "AI/Artificial Intelligence" in all documents.
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The world’s largest retail brokerage co-signed a platform as the defacto way to trade the most novel & widely discussed product in crypto… …and people are still debating whether the ticker is correct. CT is truly a two class society.
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Public enemy #1
BREAKING: President Trump says he is banning the terms “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI.”
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LONG is now live on @RobinhoodCrypto Wallet, enabling users to discover and use it directly from the app. LONG.
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Noticing things…
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OK, they've reached out and want to chat Good sign. Let's get this thing cooking again No one has hit the perfect combo of corp chain + on-chain vibes yet. It's possible, just requires a unique approach. Can still be done
Robinhood actually had the nerve to TEASE this? lol, lmao even Come on man. No public support at all for the chain in weeks now and promoting absolute GARBAGE Hey @RobinhoodApp and @RobinhoodCrypto if you want help finding people who can properly do this, my DMs are open
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I don't understand the people rooting for Robinhood Chain to die. It's the best chance we have at getting back the volume we had on Solana in 2025. I don't think the recent decline is all on the Robinhood team, but they could have done better. So here's what I think went wrong and how they could win back their market share, because we should all want Robinhood Chain to come back. Distribution was the whole point A lot of Robinhood Chain's success came from the hope of distribution to the 25M customers on the main app. That's what brought the volume in the first place: the dream of reaching buyers outside our CT echo chamber. Listing $CASHCAT in the main app accelerated that. Today over 20% of its supply sits in Robinhood wallets. That tells us, and the team, that app customers really do want onchain tokens. We expected it to continue. Robinhood would help push tokens past their usual ceilings by putting them in front of a far bigger customer base, like they did with $CASHCAT. That didn't happen. $PONS ran to almost a billion dollars and Robinhood did nothing. Coinbase listed $PONS before Robinhood did, and Binance listed $AI before Robinhood did. Distribution is why these coins went so high in the first place, and after $CASHCAT we got no help. The chain needs leaders A chain is a living ecosystem. It needs leaders who give it direction and bring it to life. Vlad and the team were very active in the first 60 days, and that's why everyone traded there. As the summit got closer, the team went quiet and focused on other things. That's when we started to dump. It began to feel like Base, where the founder is out of touch with the trenches and slow to react. Then the summit itself gave a lot of people hope for a roadmap, or anything that pointed the chain in a direction. We got nothing. The chain wasn't mentioned once. Chain TVL is at an all time high, because RWA tokenization works. That doesn't mean anything else works. Builder support is missing too. The Robinhood account has recently interacted with some projects on the chain, which is good. But formal support would help aspiring builders a lot: grants, hackathons, audit help, market making and incentives. It can still be saved All of this makes it sound like the chain didn't work out. It can still be saved if they act now. 1. Engage with the chain. We need a founder who's in touch with the ecosystem and engages with the cool stuff being built. 2. List more onchain tokens than $CASHCAT. The goal shouldn't be to kingmake one token. It should be to support the whole ecosystem by showing that any token can make it into the main app if it builds something good or gets enough attention. That's what keeps traders on the chain. 3. A formal builder support. If that means growing the team and bringing in more onchain natives to help the chain grow, make it the priority. Put a hackathon, grants and general help on the roadmap. Nobody expected the chain to grow the way it did. Now it's time to adapt to the growth. You still have the chance to revive the trenches here. @vladtenev @JohannKerbrat @fern
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The road to the spoils is paved with plenty of tests designed to ensure only those deserving ever claim them.
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market update
market update
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they gave your pumpfun airdrop to kimchi btw
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when stonk and pons/long took marketshare from pumpfun, everyone was cooking and making money. 9 figure coins, liquidity flowing across both blockchains. pumpfun now have market dominance again and look at the market. macro is in exactly the same place as it was a month ago.
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Flood has been bear posting since the pico bottom, and people care that he's still bear posting now? This guy is as sidelined as Ben Cowen.
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“$Al—the golden narrative backed by the most traded stock-converged with crypto's most famous mascot on the chain backed by the most popular retail trading app in the WORLD.”
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The next leg up will be even more reflexive
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Very important to remember that narrative follows price. The higher $AI goes, the loader the board sit narrative will becomes. Position accordingly.
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Replying to @nvidia
Only trusting NVDA to drive me anywhere
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Update on @longdotxyz key figures: Daily trading volume: $19.7m Daily trading revenue: $187,150 RH market share: 21% I didn't realise until I dug into it just now how insane @longdotxyz revenue actually is. At the start of September long did $500M in volume and made over $4.7m in a single day. Safe to say @longdotxyz are incredibly well capitalized and aren't going anywhere.
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