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Writer who gets caught on door handles a lot and never shuts up about domestic abuse. Views mine etc. She/her

Glasgow
Joined March 2009
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I'm going to wake up in cold sweats about this drop when I'm 50.
The Cardinals lost this game
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copy editing straight up does not fucking exist anymore & publications of all kinds at the highest levels of professionalism are rife with spelling, grammatical, mechanical, usage errors & AI killed any hope of it ever getting better because they're training on the shitty data.
What’s the most boomer complaint you have?
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I used to work in a butchery, the only woman with eight or nine men, they need gossip like oxygen istg.
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Replying to @drmistercody
I don't believe US troops will fire on American citizens.
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"I choose Trump's teachings over Jesus' teachings."
As a Christian, one thing I love about Trump is how shameless he is about saying "Love my enemies? No way man, I hate those guys!" So cool how the honesty allows the conversation to actually happen, rather than a bunch of pious platitudes.
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Well, I guess you can call me a law changer! Today, the Victims, Witnesses, and Justice Reform Bill passed - critically with an amendment to make court transcripts free for rape survivors. This is something that’s come directly from survivors’ pain and I couldn’t be more proud.
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Keira Knightley and James McAvoy will voice Professor Umbridge and Mad-Eye Moody in Audible's #HarryPotter audiobook series. Additional casting includes: - Kit Harington as Professor Lockhart - Simon Pegg as Arthur Weasley - Leo Woodall as Bill Weasley - Iwan Rheon as Professor Lupin - Ruth Wilson as Bellatrix Lestrange - Ambika Mod as Nymphadora Tonks - Leo Woodall as Bill Weasley - Gemma Whelan as Professor Sprout - Matt Berry as Sir Cadogan. wp.me/pc8uak-1lGhgG
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Apparently the answer is "orange" and not koala or a Gameboy or a fork, which all feel a lot more opposite to an apple than another piece of fruit.
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Asylum seekers don’t get new build homes you lying freak
I’m representing a veteran stuck in a one-bed flat with his wife & 2 young daughters. The mould is so bad both girls have been hospitalised with respiratory problems Seeing asylum seekers handed these new-build homes is not just disappointing—it’s a betrayal to him and all Brits
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But according to MumsNet “wE CaN aLwAYS tELl hurr durr” These people are horrific.
It’s official chat, I’m a ciś grifter.
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Okay, now define the biological sexes. Every attempt I've ever seen at doing that had contradictions or people who aren't even trans not meeting either definition.
🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that a woman is defined as biological sex under the Equality Act of 2010
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After staying in various spare rooms and having my stuff in storage for almost four months, I picked up the keys for my new flat today. I ordered a sofa. I did meter readings. I ripped up carpets. It felt good!
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I really believe this tweet is genius but at the same time lol it's just Mags. @PerthshireMags
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Every cloud has a silver lining.
James Woods starts crying on CNN because his house burned down Do you feel bad for him?
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Happy New Year, everyone! It's just an arbitrary line in the sand, but I'm delighted the worst year of my life is over and I never have to do it again! My only resolution is to be a massive nuisance.
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I'm probably biased and uneducated, but to me, there's a very obvious before Skins/after Skins impact when it comes to how music is used in TV and film.
I’m not exaggerating when I say Skins is one of if not the most formative tv shows of my life lol
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This is maybe a weird example, but to me, there's a straight line from Skins to Baby Driver.
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Didn't mean to do the double "to me" there, like a broken Chuckle Brother.
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Wore a backless top today. Highly recommend - I felt amazing!
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