I am the Sauna queen/bad bitch/player in chief
Stand down
I AM THE UNDISPUTED SAUNA KING Y'ALL GO IN THE GYM SAUNA FOR 8 MINUTES WEARING SNEAKERS AND LISTENING TO A PODCAST ON AIRPODS BEFORE YOUR LITTLE PILATES CLASS. THAT’S NOT HEAT THERAPY THAT’S JUST STANDING IN A WARM CLOSET. SCIENTISTS TALKING ABOUT "HEAT SHOCK PROTEINS." BRO I DON'T HAVE HEAT SHOCK PROTEINS, THE HEAT IS IN SHOCK OF ME. I BUILT A CATHEDRAL OF THERMOGENESIS. DON’T ASK ME TO OPEN THE DOOR WE DO NOT LET THE HEAT OUT. GOD IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TURN THE DIAL DOWN AND HE TOLD ME TO CRANK IT.






























