ALT Russell Brand 'petrified' and hungry after 'inedible' meal in first prison night https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/russell-brand-rape-guilty-prison-37849079

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💛 sarah clare 💙 · Nov 4, 2026 · 9:50 PM UTC

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💛 sarah clare 💙@sar1184Nov 4

Up that f-ing Ox!!! 💛

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Ben · Jul 11, 2026 · 4:21 PM UTC

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Ben@benmfc1885Jul 11

I’d genuinely love to know if birds realise how retarded they look when doing this

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Far too much of this at @Wimbledon this year. Stop it. It’s naff.

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' · Jul 11, 2026 · 11:53 AM UTC

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'@say33d3Jul 11

when the world cup is ending but at least the seasonal casual fans and larpers are gonna fuck off from football discourse

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ParkinScrotes · Jul 6, 2026 · 4:43 PM UTC

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ParkinScrotes@parkinscroatJul 6

Fucking crying at the laugh he does immediately after saying it.

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@dekunlzJul 6

#ENGLAND Mexico manager said “GORDON! Fuck you!!! 😂😂😂

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Debbie Downer · Jun 26, 2026 · 9:55 AM UTC

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Debbie Downer@ANGELBABYBITTYJun 26

should i turn 28 be honest

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Sav 🇾🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 · Jun 17, 2026 · 6:35 AM UTC

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Sav 🇾🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@jonmikesav8Jun 17

I loved Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear. Loved him on the Grand Tour. Love Clarksons Farm. I know he’s outspoken and controversial but he is who he is. That news has has hit me like a juggernaut.

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Christopher Talbot · Jun 3, 2026 · 11:49 AM UTC

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I don't think they were mate.

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🚨NEW: 11 officers were injured during last nights riots in Southampton

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🇧🇲 · May 24, 2026 · 12:18 AM UTC

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🇧🇲@Bermuda060404May 24

'Your bird' jokes have to be the longest running joke format to still be funny after all this time. It's a wonderful format.

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Colin- Oxford UK · Apr 26, 2026 · 10:30 AM UTC

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Colin- Oxford UK@colwebsApr 26

Replying to @_ben_gs

A decent post amongst lots on nonsense and hateful ones from Portsmouth /WBA Thanks …

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𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ · Apr 18, 2026 · 3:45 PM UTC

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me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

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tt✮⋆ · Mar 30, 2026 · 9:00 PM UTC

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not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

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Gwdihŵ 🦉 · Mar 27, 2026 · 2:18 PM UTC

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Gwdihŵ 🦉@youwouldknowMar 27

I will never stop adding smiley faces to my work messages. It’s who I am. They’ll have to pry that friendly little emoji from my cold dead hands I swear to god