actor, writer, director, a bit of a perfectionist -- wait, I didn’t say that right… kind of OCD. oh, and the only person in the world who knows how to drive
Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2013
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Devon Michaels retweeted
I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.
Devon Michaels retweeted
As A Christian, I remind you that Jesus was a gun-loving nationalist who opposed abortion, immigration, labor unions, gay rights & Communists.
Oh wait; did I say Jesus?
Sorry, I meant Hitler.
Jesus did none of that.
That was all Hitler’s agenda.
Devon Michaels retweeted
Hey remember when Donald Trump tried to condition military aid to Ukraine on Ukraine's president providing dirt on Trump's political rival and then the Republican Party and its associated propaganda apparatus were virtually united in saying that was fine?
Devon Michaels retweeted
If we’re going to freeze Russian assets, we should start with the Republican Party.
Devon Michaels retweeted
EXPEL THEM FROM CONGRESS AND PUT THEM IN JAIL
EXCLUSIVE: Jan. 6 Protest Organizers Say They Participated in "Dozens" of Planning Meetings With Members of Congress and White House Staff rol.st/3GgQylg
Devon Michaels retweeted
EVERY SINGLE EXPERT ON FASCISM: We must prosecute these people or their power and influence will grow.
REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS: What even is “breaking the law” anyway?
Devon Michaels retweeted
When people in 2016 said “at least there’ll be good art made” I didn’t anticipate it would come in the form of Jim Gaffigan napalming dummies all night.
Devon Michaels retweeted
U.S.: If only there were some way to beat coronavirus, but no one knows
Every country that's beaten COVID: We listened to scientists and paid people to stay home.
U.S.: We'll just never know
Devon Michaels retweeted
hey @twitter a lunatic is using your website to incite fear and violence in the middle of a pandemic maybe you should fucking do something
Devon Michaels retweeted
So few politicians are speaking out so defiantly against the cartoonish behavior of the GOP, that when someone does it seems exceptional & extraordinary.
It needs to be ordinary. The GOP must be confronted constantly. They must be made to feel shame.
Devon Michaels retweeted
Trump shouldn't be allowed to choose a justice in the last year of his presidency.
Devon Michaels retweeted
Much easier for Trump to make life worse for those he promised to hurt than it will be to make life better for those he promised to help.
Devon Michaels retweeted
Dick Latessa, Winner of a Tony for ‘Hairspray,’ Dies at 87 nyti.ms/2hFGVnt