Devin

I am very courteous to our future overlords.

But remember. He is a fast cook.

Yes you are funny. Not like a clown but like a man wearing a burgundy tuxedo with tails.

I still dont trust #f1 or the #fia I am sure they will say that there has bee a misunderstanding and that he has been on double secret probation and now needs a "SuperDuper Licence"

Lucky for me I won't be reading this. I won't read anything that is in "The Toilet Paper of Record" #thumbsdownfartnoise to star.

All part of the "I gotta do better" 10 year plan. Oh look over there... What a great spread of food. "Chris Ballard is the most amazing human being that has ever walked" Someone grab a bag. I am taking this food home.

No crumble or pirate hat? What has happened to America?

Well to be fair they haven't had a chance to be in the news for a minute so they can play the victim.

Shut up Meg!

Typical Yankees fan.

Call it Xzon? Maybe not. The Juan and Hazelwood jokes would throw the universe into chaos and we would all wake up in the 80's.

@bobandtom @chickmcgee1 @Kristileenews

Never heard of Gilmore Girls. The answer is "Sanford and Son"

The #colts mantra... Underperform, Underwhelm Rinse and Repeat.

The #colts mantra... Underperform, Underwhelm Rinse and Repeat.

@dandakich Thought you would like to know. Arie just had his annual Survivors Clinic appointment at Riley Hospital for Children. From stage 4 Neuroblastoma to 7 years cancer free. Thank you and all the misfits for supporting #ariesarmy all these years.

Getting stabbed in the ear with a soldering iron sounds like more fun.