my heart was cold as a pack of ice • @ManUtd

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what’s the most beautiful female name you’ve ever heard?
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love the way you roll it, kokoroko
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Replying to @dfwgod
Bruh why do guys have to be such weirdos. Praise the kid like a normal person
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just two. 😂
ever met a mutual?
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lowkey a better striker than bryan mbeumo
FOUR goals for Kai Rooney this afternoon! 👏⚽️
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big emmy will quote soon.
B/W thread?🧵 let’s have it 😛🖤
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abeg make person translate
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this, when im being asked too many questions.
i dey quick vex make i no lie.
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for me specifically😂
twitter was made for people who talk to themselves
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real ones know this
No amount of jerking off can beat sliding in pussy.
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wdym beans is your favorite food ? 🤣🤣
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How much be that update? 300k? That one no go far na, odeh! You think say na naira we dey talk about? Na once El Niño catch me for throat. 😭
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women will tell you “he’s just a friend” lmfaoooo
we can be attracted to one person and still desire a stranger.
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fvckn no!!
would u guys use ur partners toothbrush ?
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i’m scared to go to an art museum because what if they decide to keep me.
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this el nino is raping me mercilessly
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wtf? how on earth am i supporting this club?😭
🚨 Manchester United have decided to continue with Michael Carrick as head coach. Despite Bournemouth and Como defeats, #MUFC hierarchy decides to give Carrick more time to fix things. Player also informed. Up next: Chelsea-Man United on Saturday. Carrick will be there.
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thanks for this update, chief.
Before you leave earth, try sleeping in pussy.
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“gist me nau” person wey problem never really touch.
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where i wan see am ? 😂😂😂
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