diptyque’s biggest spender, chelseafc’s weakest soldier. 24, she/her! also @lovergirlcfc

london!
Joined May 2024
i have been influenced
Felt sad, tidied up my vanity, felt better
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going back to work now.
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I’m sorry but a FOFANA deadass punched the ball and skied the ball in the same game and we’re blaming ALONSO?
What a horrible last few days. Only one trophy to win this season now and that’s the FA Cup. Fed up of some of these lot and Alonso needs to improve fast.
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shittest club
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PENDERS YOU WILL BE REINCARNATED AS A LOTUS FLOWER
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oh god it’s sudden death
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SUICIDE WATCH
Full-time. We're going to penalties. 🔜 #CFC | #CarabaoCup
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it’s going to pens isn’t it
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liverpool chelsea discussion board of bookd is literally just suicide watch
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el shitico
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if this goes to pens im k1lling myself
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already done mate look at chelsea rn
your happiness will end soon
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dont need to watch a horror movie this halloween when i can watch chelsea fc play
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I’m just like Chelsea fc cause I’m very happy and doing well in August and September but the second it gets cold I self sabotage and can’t function properly
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chelsea fans are known as suicidal
Arsenal fans are known as GOONERS City fans are known as CITYZENS Liverpool fans are known as KOPITES Real fans are known as MADRIDISTAS Barcelona fans are known as CULERS Nobody even knows what Chelsea fans called💀
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being a chelsea fan
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they kill you if you’re happy for too long as a chelsea fan
🤣🤣🤣
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Mbappe is right. Mao Zedong was a dictator and China is a totalitarian state. My name is Malo Gusto and I play for Chelsea FC
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why do all the football larpers pick madrid
for my non-football oomfs this is like ella langley winning a grammy
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