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lyric | '98 | he/him 🔞MINORS DO NOT INTERACT 🔞 | cw: deaddove/taboo/dark themes, weird kinks, etc | also politics and rambling abt interests sfw: @deardeeric

Joined November 2019
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On s4 e4 of my game of thrones rewatch. When dany nailed the slavers to the posts that was so big dick energy of her
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My boss just randomly put it on the TV at work and I was immediately enchanted. I saw jayvik first appearance not knowing anything about them and my immediate thought was "oh yea those two should fuck crazy nasty"
arcanetwt survey!! how did YOU get into arcane?
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My bestie tried to get me into league for years to no avail. I just really liked the "get jinxed" music video and that was all I knew going in
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Customers impatiently hovering their phone by the little payment terminal before Ive even remotely finished ringing them up. Die
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If I haven't told you the total yet it's not ready for your card. If I haven't even got your name yet it's NOT READY!!!
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In America if you ask people to eat less beef they kill you in broad daylight and put your body on the grill
She done lost her damn mind.
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To be clear I think asking Americans to consume less beef is perfectly reasonable but unfortunately if u do that most will double down and eat even more beef just out of spite 😞 sad state of affairs
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Smallest of edits. I feel like the no fun allowed guy but this feels much less upsetting to me
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I think the reason this sounds so bad is cause you can clearly tell it's a normal sounding guy putting on a rly deep voice. It's like when a young va does an old person voice (grunkle stan) or an adult does a baby voice. (Baby Steven universe) Its cringe
They've completely omitted Ganondorf coughing up blood from the remake. It would appear that the Switch 2 remake is more censored than even the 3DS version.
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Sometimes when u have a really talented va they're able to pull it off without u being able to hear their normal voice underneath but most can't and it sounds so bad I can't stand it
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My poops are really so much better when I get that extra fiber in. chia seed smoothies are the move. Adulthood is all about poopmaxxing
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I don't believe they have it in them. They don't have the sauce
Embark on your next journey to Tamriel in The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel.
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I stand by my controversial belief that original oblivion is the best elder scrolls game. The aura is unmatched
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My take on this is it depends on how the parenting duties are split. If you have a more or less 50/50 partnership where both parents put in the work im somewhat on Dad's side. If it's a typical useless dad and overworked mom I'm on moms side
I think far too many parents (99.999% of the time, moms) are obsessed with made up rules. I once had a serious argument with my wife about leaving the fair early. She wanted them in bed by 7:30, and I was very fiercely against it. We left anyway.
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I'm always thinking about kings hand
I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
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You should always try to carve a jack o lantern around Halloween. I rly dont feel like Ive hit my Halloween fun quota until I do that. Plus the pure enjoyment seeing the final product and lighting the candle.... It's so wholesome
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He looks soooo good ❤️❤️❤️❤️ slaayyyyy
🚨VIKTOR SALVADOR DE ARCANE! MODELO 3D!
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It's crazy how you can make one little parenting mistake and forget about it the next day but your child can be impacted and remember it for the rest of their lives. That's why I can't have kids man
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Anyway I'm still watching through game of thrones, on season three. (More than halfway thru reading a clash of kings) Jacob anderson my goat. Grey worm the greatest worm of all time
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Children are not property. They are people. If your child doesnt want to be hugged or cuddled and you force it on them and gult trip them about it you are clearly not emotionally mature enough to handle raising a child and you're setting them up to be abused later in life
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I think a good rule of thumb when deciding whether it's okay to violate your child's bodily autonomy is to ask yourself, am I doing this to help them, or to make myself feel good. So like obviously forcing your child to brush their teeth is justified, forcing them to cuddle isnt
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I brought a life into this world so I can own their body and do whatever I want to them and their feelings don't matter :))) you are actually disgusting
Explaining to my very non-snuggly little daughter that I grew her & let her live inside my body for almost a year for the express purpose of being able to have a nice cuddle once in a while, so she doesn’t have a choice in the matter
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This is especially triggering to me bc my own mom did this type of shit to me before, like if I expressed not wanting to be touched she would get so pissy and guilt trippy and be like "so you hate me" and start crying n shit like uughfhfhhhh
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I've re watched this sooo many times. This is my baby sensory video. I need to be locked up
unrendered Viktor in the hexgoop!!!
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Piss is already mostly water (if you hydrate properly) and it gets instantly rinsed away by the shower so whenever people act really grossed out at the idea I have to wonder, is their piss like, really brown and smelly
piss isn't sterile and the shower water isn't going to be hot enough to sterilze the bottom of your tub
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I don't take a bath often but when I do I scrub out the tub beforehand so it's nice and clean anyway so I'm not worried about any possible leftover piss molecules. Especially my own piss. Like if I had a bunch of roommates it might be a different story
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