I just got #ordained online as a minister of the Universal Life Church! themonastery.org via @ulcmonastery
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(delirious, catatonic matt groening staring at a drawing of milhouse) i have to put him on television
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They should rename Long Island City a random string of numbers. It should be called 8093527699538328995321
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Love these girls. Not the most popular but always sticking together
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a crow look like a raven till a raven pull up, them shits look like dinosaurs
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art should kill the comfortable and kill the disturbed and kill the artist
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. Famous clown, Pagliacci, is performing tonight. Boil him. Pagliacci soup is the cure.
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BRING BACK SILENT FILM.
DOWN WITH TALKIES.
KILL WOODY ALLEN.
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They should let Biden’s horrible dogs free. They’re owed that much
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I love los angeles where else can you spend $20 on the worst matcha and driest donut ever



























