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Joined August 2025
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“cliches are boring” me when one would kill for them and the other would die for them
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Tomarrymort dead dove DO eat!! come get y’all’s treat!! it’s dead BUT edible!!! Call now at 1-800- mmmmmm. that bird is DEAD.
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I love it so much when Voldemort calls Harry "My Soul"
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“cliches are boring” Me when they both are desperately jealous but can’t say it.
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Voldemort fucking up the timeline and ending up being Harry's adoptive grandfather. Always ranting during family dinners about muggleborns and Harry being like, "help mum, Grandpa is being weird again."
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i cant wait to comment like crazy once ao3 comes back i hope writers get the outpour of love they deserve
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tomarry rough sex
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Ok im sorry I lied, I cant live without harrymort Everyone draw monstrous Voldemort fucking harry now. It lasted 7minutes bcz there's 7 horcruxes btw
New user for my new favourite ship, h@rrym0rt can burn in hell
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Hey I have a demand pls art oomf pspspps
Ok im sorry I lied, I cant live without harrymort Everyone draw monstrous Voldemort fucking harry now. It lasted 7minutes bcz there's 7 horcruxes btw
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clichés are boring” me when its fake dating and the character hits the “Does this feel fake to you?” after a kiss
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Okay, how about Harry being an avid ao3 fic reader and during the final battle with Voldemort going like, "hey, you actually can't kill me, I am pregnant, carrying your child and all." A complete and utter lie! Intrusive thoughts he should have never let spill out of his mouth.
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I'M GONNA CRY LOOK AT THIS VIDEO
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Tomarry Romeo & Juliet au where their families hate each other. They meet each other at the Yules ball and immediately get enamoured with each other. They hook up, but then a week later they meet each other at wizengamot at the opposite ends of political wings.
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"Cliches are boring" Me when character A thinks they're unlovable, but character B finds them the easiest person to love.
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Locket Tom seducing Harry during the Horcrux hunt, getting Harry pregnant and sending Voldemort ransom notes from Harry's name, so he can live comfortably with Harry.
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New user for my new favourite ship, h@rrym0rt can burn in hell
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oomfs running away from interacting with my tweets
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me when it's a fake dating fic where they have to make out so no one suspects them and it ends up lasting longer than it should've and they're both flustered af when they pull away
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ABORTIONS ON ME TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
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During the time Tom is bald Harry is all over him. Rubbing his head cooing like “I missed you looking like this 🥺” When Tom grows his hair back via a potion Harry does a 180 and acts like he’s never met Tom before.
Harry puts nair in Tom’s shampoo resulting in him going bald. All Harry says is “awww just like how I remember 🥰”
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