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@divers2015

annie // big fan of waffle fries, horror movies, and literary fiction

Joined January 2015
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just found out the dude who invented goldfish crackers made them in the shape of a fish bc his wife was a pisces and he wanted to make smth for her.....love is stored in the goldfish cracker
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clock opera@o8040Oct 5
when u have no phone at the bus stop u start thinking thoughts like that squirrel is noticeably bigger than the other ones thats the boss
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LUKEGGNX@LUKEGGNXOct 11
the stove showing up like it was a special guest…
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lauren@pawgchain5h
niche Fran Lebowitz shade is exactly what I want to see when I open this app. Whack that old ho one more time for me.
Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) profile pictureDaniel D'Addario@DPD_6h
Because she is more interested in being a socialite than writing, Fran Lebowitz’s career fell off. To rationalize this, she made up a theory that AIDS specifically targeted the smart, cool gay guys. If you think about what this says about living elder gays, it’s really rancid.
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Unworthy Hand@kisstheblade_Oct 28
I actually like Cheesecake Factory and have enjoyed every meal I had there, but aside from their comically enormous menu and pretty good cheesecake, a big part of the enjoyment comes from the fact that it looks like you're dining in the tomb of the gayest pharaoh.
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Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷@dennisbhooper23h
The kind of thing Katharine Hepburn would quietly say while Cary Grant is standing next to her and 30 seconds away from a complete psychotic break
Liste (@endliste) profile pictureListe@endlisteOct 27
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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our band could be your wife@grace_rosoOct 27
It’s cliched to say it but getting mad at the rolling stone best rock songs of the 21st century list is like losing at chess to a dog that’s one shot into the two it takes to be put down
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Amanda Killian@eroscestlavie_xOct 28
we signed our dog up for a “Halloween photo and treat experience” and got texted this I can’t even deal with him 😭 🧡 🐶 👻
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@max_sixtyOct 28
honestly best spam text I've received, was very close to replying, discreet flattery, intrigue, 8/10
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wtf did ritz crackers ever do to you
monkey car (@PrimateVehicle) profile picturemonkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 22
Top 4 worst foods
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Grilled 🦞@cuntycatwomanOct 27
Tomorrow...
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Queen City Jamz (@QueenCityJamz) profile pictureQueen City Jamz@QueenCityJamzOct 27
RIP Lou Reed. Gone 13 yrs now. Still can't believe he posted this then died the next day. Legend
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kovie@aipriversesOct 28
i literally can’t think of anything i want to read less
New York Magazine (@NYMag) profile pictureNew York Magazine
@NYMagOct 28
“Every possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,” writes Ivy Wolk. In a new essay,​ the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as “soulless edgelord fare” — and all the times she’s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a “whorish foil” to a famous friend of hers. “As much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective I’ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,” Wolk writes. “It cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.” Read the full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/yANP5M
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milena ⋆｡° ✩@ladybugd0tsOct 28
”thanks for the selfie paul! hey could i take a full body picture too real quick? yeah just of you 🙂”
acervo paul dano (@acervopauldano) profile pictureacervo paul dano@acervopauldanoOct 28
Paul Dano em Santiago, Chile!!!!
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Queen City Jamz@QueenCityJamzOct 27
RIP Lou Reed. Gone 13 yrs now. Still can't believe he posted this then died the next day. Legend
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Jake Milkshake@bagmonstaOct 27
My favorite genre of image, if you have more below please feel free to add
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#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart (@prettycritical) profile picture
#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart@prettycriticalOct 27
then don’t accept the match like??? it’s hinge…
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zach@mazzyyyyyyyOct 27
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
ABC 7 Chicago (@ABC7Chicago) profile pictureABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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April, Lost but Peaking@AprilTurtle_Oct 25
I feel like saying "Quirk Chungus" is a bit more embarrassing than being "Quirk Chungus"
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Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal (@ProjectLiberal) profile pictureProject Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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jim🌙🍉@bymuracommieOct 26
I've seen this guy do this for a couple albums and his ratings are always ridiculously high no matter the song which is very endearing because he clearly just loves cotton eye joe-ing
tori (@sourclois) profile picturetori@sourcloisOct 25
maybe it’s bc it’s 2am but this is sending me so bad
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