@diyfieri

cranky IT guy/aging punk/goofy car owner/liquid death hater/fb marketplace enthusiast -🎙️on @minioncast420, 🥁 in a couple bands. -no minors 🔞 i am old

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Joined April 2018
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the plugin i use to block blue checkmark accounts has gone a bit haywire and blocked a couple people i was mutuals with so if that was you i'm sorry but also don't have a blue checkmark
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bro what niche algorithms
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You can never make me leave this website
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿John Wakefield🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@JohnWakefieId13h
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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when your uncle pulls up to the bbq and his leitmotif starts playing
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Drank like a quarter of this and it instantly cured my hangover I was unfamiliar with your game Florida
Teddu 🐈@diyfieriOct 25
Bought a weed drink at the ska show to knock myself out before bed and this shit had 70mg of caffeine what the fuck is going on in Florida
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fest. we ride tonight. bazaar47 @ 7:20 don’t miss it.
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Bought a weed drink at the ska show to knock myself out before bed and this shit had 70mg of caffeine what the fuck is going on in Florida
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Person at the ska show is wearing what I can only describe as reverse assless chaps
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Clark@RefereeClarkOct 24
Met @diyfieri so today ruled.
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Got the shit beat out of me in the pit during pup yesterday and it’s absolutely insane that this was 12 years ago time fuckin flies by
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Gotta love Philadelphia
Neil Scott@MrNeilScottOct 22
Forget 15 minute cities, here is everything that is on Wikipedia located within a 30 minute walk of where you are: neil-scott.com/localwiki/

Local Wiki

Wikipedia, but only for the things within a half-hour walk, pinned on a map.

neil-scott.com
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woke limp bizkit: it’s all about the he/they she/they bathroom
Twenty Kate Days Later@transjawnderOct 21
I’m at the she/they bathroom
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figamin@figaminOct 21
tired: you need to update all your devices that are connected to the internet wired: you can now root every smart device to stop them from stealing your data and showing you ads
⊹ damir@otomir23Oct 21
my friend helped me root my smart home speaker using these certs
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It’s for you dog it’s lit
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Nathan: Do you see why this is funny? Elizabeth: Yeah he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit i've ever seen
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i keep forgetting im flying to florida on friday lmao
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union person@CantEverDieOct 20
so many americans are cattle that genuinely crave being lied to
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@kimmonismusOct 19
Elon Musk just confirmed that its the beginning of Universal High income. Enjoy your last months before the abundance begins and we enter the golden era.
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This legitimately might be the ugliest laptop I’ve ever seen I’m honestly a bit obsessed with it
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Fake shark real zombie… real ball knower
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@charliyuriOct 19
in order to make great pop music you need to have influences outside of pop music
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"This is THREE HOURS of turgid, lugubrious shots..."
Seth Harp@sethharpesqOct 19
Don't be fooled by the hype. This is THREE HOURS of turgid, lugubrious shots of unpleasant, unattractive, clinically depressed rich people ineptly manipulating each another. Possibly the most boring movie I've ever seen. Much left unexplained but who cares, the stakes are so low.
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