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DJ Bars One

@djbarsone

Scratch nerd. Comedy nerd. Disgruntled Catholic. Unsolicited advice aficionado. Have Asperger’s/High-Functioning ASD so destined to offend you.

 Houston By Way of Detroit
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Joined April 2015
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If you don’t know who @BeanznKornbread are, you may be entitled to financial compensation. At the very least, your parents owe you an apology. #houston #houstontexas – at Aldine, TX
Beanz N Kornbread® (@BeanznKornbread) profile pictureBeanz N Kornbread®@BeanznKornbread7 Oct 2023
Replying to @djbarsone @DJQbert
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@realJLive19 Oct 2023
Proud to be a part of it
Stess The Emcee (@StessTheEmcee) profile pictureStess The Emcee@StessTheEmcee19 Oct 2023
October 19, 1999 @DJPrincePaul and @dantheautomator formed Handsome Boy Modeling School and released So... How's Your Girl? The group produced the album, @djshadow has a co-production credit on Holy Calamity Some features include @realjlive @therealelp @iamgrandpuba and more
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This is so funny it just short circuited my brain. Real post btw from someone I know. A level of satire I could never achieve.
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China's worst societal problem, lack of compassion for those in need
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@DXDWX99915 Oct 2023
法官王浩,这就是你想要的结果吗?你为什么要去扶?人心伤透了
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Pfft. I lost my phone, lost my passport, my driver's license is suspended, I'm 2FA locked out of all accounts, blocked my family on everything, can't get a new anything without a picture ID. Lost all my files to prove who I am. I could go on... Get on my level! 🤣
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Feet pics? Bitches pay to see my Dad shoes. 16 4E @Shanemgillis @newbalance @LaQuintaResort – at Houston, TX
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@HFoleyComedy @KevinRyanComedy @AreYouGarbage @ChrisAlanComedy @allengilmer @alleniverson
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Stuntin’ is a habit #HoustonAstros #houston #HTX
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The god @BunBTrillOG treally is the trillest. We the realest walkin the planet, can't stand it Pass away, wanna fight us, start to swinging, wanna kill us Blast away, wanna stab us Get to sticking but make sure you cut us deep 'Cause I bet you we coming back a couple hundred brothers deep (Oh) – at Houston, TX
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Timmy D and the bozos are going into business!
Tim Dillon (@TimJDillon) profile pictureTim Dillon
@TimJDillon9 Oct 2023
We’re getting into the soft pretzel game ⬇️ youtu.be/FUWzNg_KKtM?si=r4JA…
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“You used to drink st ides ni**a” 😂😂😂😂😂. These boyz hilarious mayne
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@2Cool2Blog9 Oct 2023
Camron compares Russell Wilson & Marshawn Lynch’s relationship to his with Just Blaze
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Avery@ItsAvery8 Oct 2023
I followed this story, this like changed his life, he spent 10 mo in jail,the judge/classmate was at his release along with his family and now he is a a manager at a pharmaceutical company
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@crazyclipsonly5 Oct 2023
Man facing charges in court starts crying when he recognizes the judge from middle school
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Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) profile pictureCulture Crave 🍿
@CultureCrave8 Oct 2023
Will Ferrell DJ’d a USC Frat party yesterday 😂
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Will Ferrell DJ’d a USC Frat party yesterday 😂
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@NFLMemes9 Oct 2023
Just checking to see if y'all still Dem Boyz...
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It’s time for @yehme2 + @FLOSSTRADAMUS to follow @RapperBigPooh + @phontigallo’s lead and reunite. For the people. – at Houston, TX
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What is my life like? Pink Floyd’s The Wall. Including the part where he becomes a racist fascist dictator! Dirty Irish booze bags are ruining this country!! Looking at you, @columtyrrell! #Autism #bipolar #COMEDY [Intro] ”Well, only got an hour of daylight left, better get started. Isn't it unsafe to travel at night? It'll be a lot less safe to stay here. Your father's gonna pick up our trail before long. Can Lorca ride? He'll have to ride. Lorca, time to go! Chengra, thank you for everything. Let's go. Goodbye, Chengra, Goodbye, Missy! I'll be back one day” [Refrain] Is there anybody out there? Is there anybody out there? Is there anybody out there? Ah, is there anybody out there? [Acoustic Guitar Solo] #comedy #didyouknowidostanduptoo #laughteristhebestmedicine @marknorm & that dirty Jew @sammorril need to go back where they came from too. spotify.link/CS4xDvYeIDb – at Houston, TX
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“I want to go home” hits different when you are actually homeless. Which I am. spotify.link/G3O8mYwhIDb
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Pink Floyd · Song · 1979

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