In the Northern chill
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Go on then. 👋🏽
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This paper answers why confident idiots run the world. Cornell University published a psychological paper that explains every terrible boss, every loud influencer, and every broken corporate hierarchy. It’s called “Unskilled and Unaware of It.” they tested participants across logic, grammar, and humor to measure the gap between actual performance and self-perception. And the results are wild. participants scoring in the bottom 12th percentile consistently believed they were operating in the 62nd percentile. they were not lying. they were literally incapable of recognizing their own incompetence. the paper revealed a brutal paradox: the exact skills required to master a domain are the exact same skills required to accurately evaluate your own competence in that domain. if you lack the skill, you inherently lack the cognitive capacity to realize you are failing. this creates a dangerous systemic loop. the incompetent are blessed with absolute, blinding certainty. their brain protects them from their own ignorance, allowing them to speak first, demand authority, and never second-guess their decisions. meanwhile, the actual experts suffer the exact inverse. top performers in the study consistently underestimated their rank. because a task was easy for them, they falsely assumed it was easy for everyone else. they hesitate. they obsess over nuance. they assume they have nothing unique to add. we are biologically wired to confuse confidence with competence. the loudest person in the room gets promoted, gets funded, and gets the microphone, not because they know what they are doing, but because they are physically incapable of seeing what they don't. the only defense mechanism is building systems that stop rewarding absolute certainty and start demanding proof of work.
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Nothing changes until the Glazers go, it’s that simple. Ratcliffe aimed low not high targetting loyal fans and until the ownership changes, nothing changes. It all seeps down and then you get a riddled dressing room. To borrow a title, The Betrayal of a Legend.
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Before the club took it off us and then use our flags as for a social post - fuck off
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The absolute gall of this lot standing up and joining in with “Stand up if you hate Glazers” today when they are the absolute embodiment of the Glazer-INEOS rape of our club and fanbase.
You know those seats where the long term ST holders were turfed out for the Premium seats. We’ll surprise surprise they can’t sell them when we’re shite
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My new article for @modernistmag came out this week in its "Plastic" edition, about how stands full of plastic chairs have become a symbolic battleground in the fight between football fans and the forces which seek to control them. Was very fun to write.
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Design should be like this: Glazers in PRISON. Ratcliffe in PRISON Wilcox in Azkaban Berrada sent to Voldemort.
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Why are there so many riots in France? Why are the French riot police so violent? Well the questions answer each other. An excellent article here on why French police tactics are so appalling and ineffective, and why they have no interest in improving. theguardian.com/world/2026/o…
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114 different ways to get to Madrid 🇪🇸
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Analysis reveals there are 192 berts following the RMU account. This one's for you, banana carriers 🍌🍌🍌 Following recent events, would you say your banana is: – at Sale, England
63%Wholly deflated 🐫🚫🗑
4%Partially inflated 🤏🍌
33%Practically bursting 🍌🍌
27 votes • Final results
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🧵🪡 Mancwashing: A thread. My article reproduced from United We Stand May 2026 edition. 1/12
7.10.26. Something Spezial is coming 👀

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Supporters submitted Subject Access Requests (SARs) to find out what Manchester United has actually done with their data. Today, a few people have messaged me to say United has responded with what looks like clear delay tactics. Let's look at United's response. It starts with: "We have received your subject access request. We are sure you will appreciate that, as a data controller, we have a legal obligation to ensure that we do not disclose personal data to anyone who is not authorised to receive it." "To enable us to process your request, please provide a copy of a document which confirms your identity. This could be a passport or a driving licence, or a recent utility bill showing your name and address. We will use this document only to confirm we can proceed with your request, and will not retain it." The basic point is simple: under UK GDPR, a company shouldn’t default to demanding a passport, driving licence, or utility bill whenever someone submits a SAR. Under ICO guidance, an organisation can request additional identification only if it has genuine, articulable, and reasonable doubts about who the person actually is. If the request came directly from the primary email address registered to the ticketing account, quoting the supporter's name, address, and Supporter ID, you have to seriously question why additional sensitive documentation is necessary. What specific reason does the club have to doubt the person’s identity? Unless United already has a passport photo or driving licence on file to cross-reference, demanding government photo ID is completely disproportionate and unnecessary. And I’m not sure if I’ve ever mentioned it, but sending a photo of these via email IS NOT SECURE (xitter.cf/OhCheesesChrist/status…) Then we get to the next section: "In addition to the above, we would be grateful if you could assist us in identifying the personal data you are hoping to receive by confirming the context in which you expect us to hold your data, and what information you would particularly like us to search for. Please note that our obligation is to carry out reasonable and proportionate searches, and this information will speed up our ability to locate and provide your data." They are asking the supporter to narrow down and clarify what data they want, despite this being explicitly and comprehensively outlined in the original request: "I would also like details of any organisations or categories of recipients with whom our identifiable personal information has been shared or made accessible. This should include, where applicable, third-party software providers, cloud services, automated processing systems, AI platforms, large language models or other external technology providers used for customer service, analysis or operational purposes. Where such records are held, please provide relevant logs, records or audit information showing occasions on which our identifiable details have been transmitted to, accessed by or processed through third-party systems or external tools. Please also confirm whether either of our personal data has been associated with any recorded data breach, security incident, unauthorised disclosure or similar event, including incidents which may not have resulted in individual notification." Then comes the attempt to pause the statutory clock: "The legislation requires us to provide the personal data to you, usually within one month. That time period is paused whilst we request further information from you. Once you have provided the details we have requested in this email, we will confirm next steps and the timescales." Under UK GDPR rules, a data controller cannot arbitrarily hit pause on the statutory one-month deadline by issuing blanket, boilerplate clarification queries. A controller can stop the clock only if clarification is genuinely required to conduct a search, or if there are legitimate doubts about identity. Using a template email to freeze the clock before doing any work is textbook stonewalling. To top it all off: when running their email through detection tools, this response email comes back with a 70% probability of being written by AI, which immediately raises concerns about whether fan communications and data are being fed into third-party AI tools in the first place.
Not flagged in the ticketing review? Your data was still likely checked. Even if your Manchester United account was never suspended, flagged, or contacted over the summer, automated searches for suspicious activity still scanned the wider ticketing database. That means your details were almost certainly scanned. The club used external tech tools and automated systems to monitor accounts. As United have already admitted with shared family accounts, automated tools can easily mistake normal behaviour for wrongdoing. So many of us use AI and automated tools every day in our work and personal lives, and a massive business like Manchester United is no different. But when these tools are used to screen fans, the obvious question is: exactly what personal data is being fed into them, where is it being stored, and how is it being analysed? Under UK data protection law (UK GDPR), you have a legal right to find out. You can ask the club: •⁠ ⁠Was your data shared? Ask if your ticketing history, login records, or device information were sent to outside tech firms or automated systems. •⁠ ⁠Is your account tagged? Ask if any risk score, flag, or label was placed on your profile during the review and whether it remains on your account today. •⁠ ⁠Is your data safe? Check whether your identifying details were protected or anonymised before being processed, and confirm that third-party vendors cannot keep your data. •⁠ ⁠Why was it checked? The club ran this exercise in its own business interests, not because of a statutory requirement. You have the right to know what safeguards were in place and to object to ongoing automated tracking. You find this out by sending a Subject Access Request (SAR) directly to the club's Data Protection Officer. If you do contact them, always keep your message polite, professional, and strictly about your own individual account. I am putting together a simple, ready-to-use template letter based on what I am sending to the club. If you want a copy to adapt for your own account, let me know, and I will happily share it. (General information on individual data rights, not legal advice. For full guidance, visit the Information Commissioner's Office website.)
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A read about the shape of things...happening right now... and how long we might have left... Legacy Fan Season Ticket Holders - PL clubs are coming for YOU. Your seat can be sold for 6/8/10 times what you pay for it. So is it only a matter of time? rednewsfanzine.substack.com/…
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⚖️ 𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗱? No. That’s the reality. They already tried to challenge the PL’s jurisdiction in this matter and failed. Both the High Court and the Court of Appeal determined that the PL disciplinary process had jurisdiction here. So… no way at all? It would require there to be a serious irregularity causing substantial injustice to Man City AFTER both an Appeal Board and a Section X appeal. Section 69 of the Arbitration Act permits appeals to the High Court for a question of law but these are explicitly not allowed under PL rules (that is what SectionX arbitration was created to address). The prospect that three panels, each composed of three eminently qualified members, would all permit such a serious irregularity is unreal levels of delusion. Some of the country’s best jurists of the past 20 years will sit on the Appeal Board and/or any Section X arbitration. It’s not happening. As an aside, if one of Man City’s legal team actually does argue the “CPC Explanation” in front of the Appeal Board, it will undoubtedly have experienced jurists who won’t pull their punches like the KCs at the Commission did. They should be prepared for serious admonishments that could leave their reputations in tatters.
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This is how corruption looks when done well. It protects the villain from criticism, replacing sanction with a wholly inapt cost/benefit analysis. It suborns even those otherwise able to think critically. It relegates morality & integrity. In short & put simply, it corrupts.
BEFORE YOU CRITICISE MAN CITY’S OWNERS… TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT THEY’VE ACTUALLY DONE. Sheikh Mansour’s involvement in Manchester has gone far beyond what happens on a football pitch. - Major investment in Barclays during the financial crisis - Huge investment and regeneration across East Manchester - Thousands of new homes - A key role in bringing the £365M Co-op Live arena to the city - New hotels and commercial developments - Thousands of jobs linked to major investment - And, of course, the transformation of Manchester City into a global football powerhouse. -They have brought a lot of investment to the UK But before writing off Manchester City’s owners… LOOK AT THE BIGGER PICTURE. Their impact on Manchester extends far beyond the Etihad.
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Overlooked point about news that the overloaded magistrates' court will hear trials which should be in the Crown Court: a lot more people will not qualify for legal aid there, who'd have qualified for it in the Crown Court. Recipe for chaos and injustice thetimes.com/uk/law/article/…
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THE PEP FILES. PART 6: The Unchecked Empire Chapter 1: The Machine When Pep Guardiola landed in Manchester in 2016, the world was promised a pure tactical revolution. They got a machine built on an unprecedented scale: Infinite Cash: Every summer, record-breaking cheques were signed to rebuild an already elite squad. Full-backs for £60m, defenders for £80m, midfielders for £100m. If a signing didn't adapt immediately, they were benched and replaced the very next window. Stolen Talent: To maintain a net-profit, City’s network reached deep into rival academies. Young prospects were enticed from smaller English and foreign clubs with off-the-books perks, housing for families and unrecorded cash incentives. City were hit with official PL bans for illegal youth recruitment, but by then, the academy assembly line was already generating hundreds of millions by selling off talent they never intended to play. Chapter 2: The Biological Anomaly/Doping Fines On the pitch, Pep demanded a level of suffocating, 90-minute pressing that seemed humanly impossible over a 60-game season. When key stars broke down, biological norms were shattered: When Kevin De Bruyne, Rodri, or Vincent Kompany suffered severe ligament or hamstring tears, they didn't recover in Manchester. They were immediately flown to Catalonia to ‘’consult’’ with Pep’s personal circle, including Dr. Ramón Cugat. Injuries that should have sidelined players for months vanished in weeks. The Anti-Doping Blindspots: Regulatory oversight was repeatedly bypassed. City was hit with multiple fines by the FA and UEFA for breaching anti-doping "whereabouts" rules, failing to inform testers where players would be for unannounced drug tests. Brushed off by the media as minor administrative slips, it meant key recovery windows were left completely unmonitored. Chapter 3: Pep’s Dark Arts Tactically, Pep perfected an art form that ruined opposition transitions Whenever an opponent launched a counter-attack, City players immediately dragged them down in the opposition half. Under standard refereeing guidelines, persistent team fouling triggers immediate yellow cards. Yet, week after week, City executed these tactical fouls with complete refereeing immunity. Then came the calls. Dubious handballs, phantom offsides, and late penalty decisions routinely fell in City's favor during tight title races. Suspicion turned into outrage when it was revealed that active top-tier Premier League referees, including Michael Oliver, were taking private, handsomely paid trips to officiate in the UAE. The referees were taking side-deals directly from the state that owns City, only to fly back to England and officiate City’s most critical league games. Chapter 4: The Press Silenced & The Local Kings Beyond the pitch lay the most calculated weapon of all: controlling the narrative through intimidation and political capture. Silencing the Press: Journalists attempting to cover the irregularities or off-pitch dealings were met with swift hostility. Investigative reporters like Nick Harris had their home addresses published online, faced targeted online harassment campaigns, and saw intense pressure placed directly on their media executives to pull stories. Legal threats were used like a sledgehammer, ensuring that most mainstream outlets fell into line and stuck strictly to pitch tactics.  Red Carpet Municipal Power: Locally, City Council authorities and regional politicians didn't just welcome the state project, they effectively merged with it. Sweetheart land deals granted exclusive "first refusal" rights over vast swaths of East Manchester land to the club's owners without open public competition. Public officials were showered with high-end hospitality, including direct £87k procurement contracts awarded to venue entities within 48 hours of hosting politicians. Local politicians treated the club as a holy institution, providing political cover while brushing aside structural gaps in public oversight
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Hac intellegentiae artificialis aetate, urgens fit humanam artem ab iis distinguere, quae machinis efficiuntur. Ars enim et ea, quae machina ex innumeris alienis imaginibus statisticae ope computationis generare potest, ontologice, prius etiam quam aesthetice, inter se differunt. Algorithmis humani deest favilla. Quapropter Ecclesia cum artificibus et humani cultus institutis foedus renovare cupit: foedus scilicet ad humanum custodiendum.
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