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#WhiteSox fan (masochist) Montgomery brothers appreciator. Notre Dame, Bulls, Blackhawks, etc. etc. also love the Mariners banner credit: Lindsey Wasson

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Joined July 2020
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
He’s right. We should be watching on our phones and gambling while we drive at high speeds. If you’re not betting over/under on each pitch speed from the highway, you’re not consuming the game properly
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
Baseball was baseball in 2026. Hoping baseball can be baseball in 2027. If not, then baseball will be back to baseball in 2028. 🤞
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
HOW TO RESPOND TO ANY MAJOR TRADE If your favorite team got the good player: OMG OMG OMG WE ARE SO BACK If it’s not your team: Actually, the player sucks and you overpaid
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
If kanye is such a great rapper how come he rhymed gold digger with broke-broke?
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
The Chicago White Sox are hiring Matt Roffe as scouting director, league sources tell me and @Ken_Rosenthal. Roffe was previously with the Milwaukee Brewers as an assistant director of domestic scouting.
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
World Series champion Andrew Vaughn.
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
Don't feel too bad, Brew Crew. Not every team can go 11-1 in the postseason.
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
My only addition to the discourse is that I don't want cricket fans getting into baseball because they'd end up calling breaking pitches "bendy balls" or something
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
They're going to teach officiating classes on this ending
Things are happening in UCF-BYU that have never happened before.
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
The explicit reason for a salary cap is fairly clear. Private equity is buying majority/minority shares of pro sports teams, and MLB owners can do that more if they have a salary-cap league that would continue to increase franchise evaluations at rates that exceed the current ones. Owners can cash-out, PE can invest in something with more lucrative ROIs than other investment ventures, and we the sports fan gain absolutely nothing.
Replying to @AndThatsBB
Why is it easy to read between the lines here but not on this?
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
Got another joke liberals are going to hate 😂 Take out the “Iv” in Bon Iver… I’ll wait #darkhumor
Payton Tolle and Bon Iver link up at the #WorldSeries!
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
Just can’t hit Chandler Simpson 3rd and Junior Caminero 4th in the World Series
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
On a night of incredible throws, this was the throw of the night. Caleb Williams. Wow: It extended the Bears’ huge scoring drive in the fourth quarter and set up the game-clinching FG.
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
if two 38 yr old backup QBs was doing what Caleb & Maye doing rn it would be a whole bunch of “these new QBs just not as good as the old ones 🙁” tweets up n down the TL
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
I never want to see Drake and Caleb on “Thursday Night Football” ever again. These are Monday Night players.
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
My absolute favorite LeBron James running bit continues
LeBron James GOING OFF on Knicks fans: “I’m not from the West Coast. I’m from Ohio. Baby, f-ck is you talking about?!” 😭😭😭😭😭
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
Replying to @BaseballWRLD_
Sam Hilliard was the Willie Mays of Jabari Blashes. No surprise he’s a KBO darling
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
PSA: Still photos are unpersuasive when trying to make your case whether actions by players have materially restricted/affected/hindered an opponent or not. It demonstrates a fundamental lack of understanding of how the game is played and officiated.
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Ben H ✝️🐻⬇️ retweeted
Last tweet about ND and we’re onto the Bears. It’s unacceptable that in the year 2026 refs will spend 10 mins looking at a WMU v Mich Hail Mary attempt for 1 second (extremely uncommon) but a top 10 matchup that hosted Gameday gets a crew that sprints off after a normal play.
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“Ohtani finally gets his stadium erupting 3 run Home Run, Dodgers get swept anyway” would be funnier than anything I could have come up with as a professional hater
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