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Which way, sci-fi movie enjoyer?
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🚨📊 | Eddie Howe's record as a #PL manager: 369 games - 140 wins - 81 draws - 148 losses 547 goals scored 565 goals conceded Plenty of experience, but is he the right man for #mufc? 👇
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United account not tweeted in 14 hours. Godspeed Carras. Still my guy 🫡
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Bless you. You’ll grow up again someday.
No disrespect to anyone, but I don’t really get how people don’t just grow out of this stuff. When I was 8-15 my life REVOLVED around Marvel, Star Wars & Harry Potter. But I grew up. At some point, you just grow out of this stuff
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Remember: you're not ugly, you're poor.!!!!!!!!
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The word ‘Brother’ was repeated 5000 times in their brief conversation
Aaron Pierre and Mahershala Ali at CultureCon 2026. 📸: SlingShotMenace
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“James Bond but he’s…James Bond”
Denis Villeneuve’s take on Bond 26 won't be a rookie origin story. He's planning a radical reinvention. Instead of a fresh-faced novice learning the basics, we will get a mature operative with a deeply explored military history. This approach lets Villeneuve ground the character in modern realism while preserving Bond's dangerous, lethal edge.
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Persevere. No matter what, always persevere because it’s really all we can do.
So we pivot. And we find a way. And we keep going.
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We’re getting Bart and Milhouse
manager sackings don’t even hit the same anymore cos what next? we know ‘they’ will eff it up again 🥱
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If United hire Conte or Southgate, I’m becoming an Arsenal fan.
Next Manchester United manager market 🔴 Eddie Howe - 8/13 Antonio Conte - 9/2 Julian Nagelsmann - 6/1 Unai Emery - 11/1 Thomas Tuchel - 22/1 Gareth Southgate - 22/1 Fabian Hurzeler - 22/1 Kieran McKenna - 22/1 Cesc Fabregas - 22/1 Darren Fletcher - 33/1 18+ T&Cs Apply
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You lot better get ready to learn Eddie Howe and Jason Tindall.
Michael Carrick's future was already sealed, but #mufc's hierarchy cannot agree among themselves on his successor [@Romain_Molina]
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You’re one of the biggest problems. And have been for 7 years.
🚨🎙️ | Harry Maguire: "You have to look after your OWN performances and take responsibility. This is a huge club and every day you have to prove why you're wearing this badge. "At the moment we're NOT doing enough as players. Michael turned our season on its head last year and we played brilliant football and got brilliant results. This season we haven't performed well enough as individuals." [Sky]
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Then they’ll go hire Eddie Howe and be smug about it.
omar berrada had the audacity to shake his head at the performance. oh my god my head is hot. this is all because of you and everyone else who are in charge of decisions you incompetent fucking clowns. fans shouldn't let him and wilcox leave the ground
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Expecting consistent opinions from Gary Neville is like expecting the moon to be purple.
After slating Martinez and Bruno in the last week, now Gary Neville saying they should be on the pitch. Shut up man.
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INEOS and co will blame the errors of the previous regime for their restrictions. Whilst that is valid, they’ve also not shown the ability to make any good football decisions since taking over. They are just a travesty.
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Carrick did well to earn his chance to lead but he needed to be backed properly in the summer to help iron out his deficiencies and he wasn’t. That doesn’t excuse everything else not being up to standard. It’s all rather just fallen to bits. Sad really.
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Mount has been knackered for 20 mins and still out there 😂
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It alarms me how much worse we’ve gotten in possession over last three months. Just structurally and in the decision-making
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Heaven has gotta come off
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It’s an unfortunate slip but Yoro just needs to deal with that
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Andrey Santos is a dud.
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