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chief underwater acoustics engineer / disgraced sea captain / another impressionable mind corrupted by the string / stray-at-home dog

volcano?
Joined March 2020
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I like my men geographically inconvenient
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this is what cognitive behavioral therapy is like btw
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there are many ways for graduate students to make some extra money, such as start a lucrative poetry press or give an excellent conference paper
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It is incredibly imperative to your development that your parents show you The Blues Brothers when you are far too young to understand or care about any of it
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I FOUND IT....
who has lois singing glory box by portishead
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as per my last pigeon
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I teach the same class back to back and I always feel a bit guilty because I do such a better job with class 2, for which class 1 serves as an unintended rehearsal
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There’s our little writer! Why don’t you come down here and tell us all about your newest ‘piece’?
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stone "cold steve" austin
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They’re shooting SSRIs out of tshirt cannons at chuck e cheese
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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We're winning states we just invented. AP is calling East Carolina.
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transgender for everybody
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i think im going to commit to catholic monasticism if i become unemployable from AI
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It’s funny that SNRIs work so insanely well but they don’t recommend them until you get to like Level 3 Depression because of the Heroin like withdrawals lol
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flat horse
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Ok a real pikachu this time
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Nathan fielder and Amanda seyfried both having the same little crater next to their left eye. What means
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bird feeling beautiful
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being nicer to myself because i’m my me
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