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dongpast

@dongfuture
Joined March 2014
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*breaking up two kids grinding at the school dance* “Sorry, there’s no skateboards allowed here”
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(donold duck voice) hey guys
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Wife Guys Burgers & Fries
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The only thing that can stop this romaine lettuce is a good guy with romaine lettuce
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international house of butts
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Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
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Me: (pouring myself a second bowl of cereal) when in rome
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“cut toxic people out of your life” Me:
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Friend: you should date this girl Me: nah dude, I already got a girl. and Her name is The Lord
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[coaching my mom through setting up her iPhone] “remember, it’s more afraid of you than you are of it”
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catching u violating the terms and conditions like
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My employer said my resignation letter wasn't formal enough and told me what to write, verbatim. I wanna hit send so bad
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Met Gala? No, I haven't. Who's that? Lmao
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Hey everyone! Here's a quick video that might help some of you 😊
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