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Hampshire based Scot. Treading the line between optimism and cynicism since 1981.

Hampshire
Joined August 2011
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Replying to @chantalbraganza
When my daughter was about 2 she pointed to the top of the stairs (upstairs lights were off) and said “what’s his name”? I was already booking the removal men when I realised she was talking about the small spider on the banister 😱
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Any chance we could stop making ALL burger buns brioche. Stupid shite for Tories.
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Once again left wondering how Sugar managed to become so rich when he doesn't seem to be the sharpest bulb in the picnic basket
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As much as I'm enjoying Reform finally being held to account and properly scrutinised, you do wonder why all of this is suddenly coming to light at once? Who has been sitting on the information and to what end?
🚨 NEW: The Met Police is now investigating an alleged foreign donation made to Robert Jenrick’s Tory leadership campaign in 2024
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Missed opportunity to put Kid Rock and the remaining Village People on during the "hydration breaks"
The lineup for the FIFA World Cup final halftime show at MetLife Stadium on July 19: Justin Bieber Shakira Madonna Coldplay BTS Burna Boy Gustavo Dudamel PS22 Chorus
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If she is the best spokesperson that Reform have got, they are struggling - every interview a car crash
Journalists doing journalism. 👇
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Do Ofcom rules mean that GB News now need to give equal prominence to @CountBinface ?
Extra cosy for Nige as Reform TV join him in a Clacton pub to hear him chat without challenge🙄
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In what reality is Farage not *part* of 'the establishment'? City trader turned career politician, who part-owns a TV channel that he presents on, writes for the telegraph, had a show on LBC, and has mates/donors in every corrupt bit of society
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"glitch" is a funny way to say "we haven't managed to find enough people willing to be gouged with ridiculous prices so we are giving them away for free to avoid embarrassing empty stadiums"
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I know that Irn Bru ad is a bit of an earworm, but this is no way to respond
We're delighted to announce a new five-year partnership with Pepsi Max, officially becoming the soft drinks partner of the Scotland Men’s and Women’s National Teams @PepsiUK 🙌

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First hot weekend of the year. SE Water: "help, we can't cope!"
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No Garmin?
Fuck it highly niche tier list for my fellow psychos out there
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America is at least 10 years behind Europe in rolled out tech. Give it another 7 years and they'll have contactless ticketing on public transport
I flew out of Newark Airport this morning and experienced something that is obviously going to become standard everywhere within the next few years. There was no TSA agent checking IDs. No pulling anything out of my pocket. I walked up to this new machine, it scanned my face, the gate opened, and I kept walking. There was no line because the process moved so fast. It felt like stepping a few years into the future, and it was awesome!
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"help. I have deluded myself into thinking I might be chancellor soon and I'm scared"
I am looking to hire a chief economic advisor. As Reform prepare for government we are looking to expand our growing team of policy advisors. I’m after an exceptionally talented individual with a strong grounding in macro economics. If you’re passionate about getting growth again in the economy, and have ideas to shake up our stale economic debate, this role is for you. We have a once in a generation opportunity to build a new economic model that transforms this country for the better. If you have the energy and determination to do that with us, this role is for you. The job will involve: -policy development -modelling -in-depth research No experience in Westminster is required. Business experience is preferable. The pay is highly competitive, but variable depending on the candidate. Please email your CV and a cover letter to [email protected] Applications close on the 29th May but will be reviewed on a rolling basis.
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Farage "I CAN'T BE BOUGHT!" Also Farage: "I will say IRA slogans on video for £80!"
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Believing this nonsense is why Americans are credulously clapping in autocracy
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Man of the people, giving voice to the working class 🙄
EXC: Nigel Farage bought a £1.4m house in cash shortly after the £5m gift from Christopher Harborne, @AliFortescue reveals Reform say the offer and the purchase “process” began before the gift. Reform spox: “The relevant chronology is straightforward. The offer and purchase process for the property commenced before the gift. Mr Farage had already passed proof of funds and the relevant checks before receiving the gift. The purchase was therefore already proceeding independently of it.”
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Genuinely think this will wind voters up! Wes Streeting has a habit of coming up with contrived 'oh-so-hilarious' lines. And then repeating them over and over and over again.
As Wes Streeting gears up for his leadership bid, I bring you this extravagant denial from the health secretary from November that he was plotting for the leadership Asked if he would rule out demanding Starmer's resignation: “Yes, and nor did I shoot JFK. I don’t know where Lord Lucan is, had nothing to do with Shergar, and I do think that the US did manage to do the moon landings. I don’t think they were fake.” It was from a highly memorable broadcast round on the back of a @patrickkmaguire scoop that Starmer had said privately that he would fight off any leadership challenge. His allies named Streeting as one of the plotters Streeting delivered the same line about JFK in about half a dozen interviews afterwards
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The fact that Millwall votes green has tickled me 😂
How the wards of each London team's stadium voted in this month's local elections! Arsenal - 🟢Green Brentford - 🔴Labour Chelsea - 🔴Labour Fulham - 🔵Conservative Crystal Palace - 🟢Green Spurs - 🔴Labour West Ham - 🟢Green Millwall - 🟢Green QPR - 🔴Labour Charlton - 🔴Labour
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I for one am glad that we have the sharpest minds in the kingdom, like Sharron Davies and Alan Sugar, representing us in the House of Lords...
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I don’t mind my data being used my for research to help the NHS etc, however, because the government have now allowed Palantir access, I have withdrawn my consent using this link: your-data-matters.service.nh…
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