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Hampshire based Scot. Treading the line between optimism and cynicism since 1981.

Hampshire
Joined August 2011
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Any chance we could stop making ALL burger buns brioche. Stupid shite for Tories.
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Farage "I CAN'T BE BOUGHT!" Also Farage: "I will say IRA slogans on video for £80!"
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Genuinely think this will wind voters up! Wes Streeting has a habit of coming up with contrived 'oh-so-hilarious' lines. And then repeating them over and over and over again.
As Wes Streeting gears up for his leadership bid, I bring you this extravagant denial from the health secretary from November that he was plotting for the leadership Asked if he would rule out demanding Starmer's resignation: “Yes, and nor did I shoot JFK. I don’t know where Lord Lucan is, had nothing to do with Shergar, and I do think that the US did manage to do the moon landings. I don’t think they were fake.” It was from a highly memorable broadcast round on the back of a @patrickkmaguire scoop that Starmer had said privately that he would fight off any leadership challenge. His allies named Streeting as one of the plotters Streeting delivered the same line about JFK in about half a dozen interviews afterwards
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I don’t mind my data being used my for research to help the NHS etc, however, because the government have now allowed Palantir access, I have withdrawn my consent using this link: your-data-matters.service.nh…
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Keir Starmer taking his anger out on the weather machine this afternoon
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When I'm mixing a particular drink, I look up every recipe I can find, and take an average of the recommended measures. I make a mean cocktail. – at Onehouse, England
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Keir Starmer has resigned
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Probably the funniest graph ever published by the FT: our 3 possible futures are either 1) infinite wealth and abundance, 2) human extinction or 3) 0.2% faster GDP growth 🤣
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Link in the bio
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Every time I see a horrific story about a cruise ship I just think how vindicated I feel about hoping never to be on one. I can’t imagine the horror of being trapped in a tiny cabin knowing folk are dying around you and that it’s gonnae be made into a Netflix documentary.
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Whatever Microsoft engineer decided to make the Teams status indicator change from green to yellow after two minutes of inactivity, come here. I just want to talk.
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The Sun Is Often Out is 30 today.
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Not a company name that's going to work in Scotland.
🚨 Joby Aviation just completed New York City’s first-ever point-to-point electric air taxi flight • Kicks off a week-long public campaign across the city's heliport network • Goal is to connect Manhattan to JFK in under 10 minutes • Aircraft produces zero operating emissions • Designed to blend into the ambient noise of everyday city life, much quieter than conventional helicopters • Job is in the final stages of FAA certification — which will allow FAA pilots to begin for-credit testing • Will be partnered with Delta Air Lines and Uber • Flights were made possible through the FAA's eVTOL Integration Pilot Program (eIPP), with the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey serving as the lead partner • Showcase is part of Joby's 2026 Electric Skies Tour — timed to the country's 250th anniversary that launched with a flight over the Golden Gate Bridge earlier this year
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Buy a house by doing this one weird trick...
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At #PMQS, Tory MP Ben Obese-Jecty has just said of heckling Labour backbenchers 'your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheer' which is, surely, the first time Rick and Morty has been quoted in parliament
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me after putting in an annual leave request and my manager starts going on about resource and availability
Obsessed with Emily Thornberry gagging the nation this morning with her camp foul-mouthed ways #BBCNews
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Graham P retweeted
Will they show the bit where he adds dog shit to the chocolate?
The first trailer for the ‘HERSHEYS’ biopic has been released. In theaters on November 26.
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me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV
this is one of the best posters i’ve seen in a very long time btw
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Gunman to the KitKat lorry driver: 'How many fingers am I holding up?'
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Trees are good
Mr C from 90s dance chart toppers The Shamen puts his name forward as a potential Green Party council election candidate in Islington
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