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widower (lest you think this is divorce posting) * also your over-friendly hotel concierge

Joined October 2022
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come on, man don't ruin it for the kids!
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The Marlboro Corner. Los Angeles, 1991, by Steve McCurry
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Fred Herzog #photography Orange Cabs, 1968
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3 years ago today, called 911 thinking my wife was having a stroke and hours later found out it was in fact a brain tumor (glioblastoma), so halloween time kind of fucks me up a little. her childhood was shitty, especially holidays...
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...where we lived in NJ they didn't do trick-or-treating (omg fent in candy!!), but here they do and it's just really upsetting to me that she doesn't get to enjoy handing out far too much candy to the parade of kids that will be here tomorrow.
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Every Halloween I think about this diva and her amazing contume....RIP MetroCard
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I love Dearborn lmfao
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Damn. One of the best ever. RIP
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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I have two pounds of chicken (breasts) that has to be made into something, and I'm thinking a healthy-ish slop bowl or casserole type thing, but I have no ideas… also the silicone ring for the instant pot has vanished, fwiw. ideas?
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I already really hate corden, but now I hate him so much more, what a nasty little twat.
Farewell Patrick Stewart. He was my captain of the Enterprise. He also put James Corden in his place. A fine actor, amazing voice, and a person who understood longevity trumps quick, sugar hit fame. Godspeed Patrick…’Make it so!’
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Saul Leiter could create a masterpiece with an unfocused red curtain, a woman and half a man.
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An introvert with a body count of 7 is a bigger slut than an extrovert with a body count of 40
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every day is a great day to sip from the great satan mug
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CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG FRESHMAN FRESHMAN DO SOMETHING CRAZY DO SOMETHING CRAZY KEG STAND KEG STAND
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RIP, Rico, you were so real for this…
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someone upset at stolen snoopy valor
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so aggressive tho, not very "Joe Cool" of this person...
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