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Joined April 2012
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GOP: "If we pass laws making it harder for people to get guns, there will not be fewer guns. People will just figure out a way to get guns illegally." GOP: "If we pass laws making it harder for women to get abortions, there will be fewer abortions."
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Roy Moore campaign spokesman responds with silence when asked if he knew people can be sworn in with a text other than the Christian bible
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No abortion. No birth control. No maternity leave. No health care for your kids. No care for you. This is what a war on women looks like. teapawt.net/aclu/status/9163238873…
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"No worries"
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A country where thousands violently protest removing a rock from a park, and have no issues with their healthcare coverage taken away
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Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a man's patriarchy
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I'm donating the proceeds from my show tonight to @PPFA. I was a teenage parent. Planned+unplanned parenthood is beautiful 🐍❤️
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Trump just praised Australia's universal health care right after the House repealed Obamacare 🤔 buzzfeed.com/claudiakoerner/…
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Replying to @pakalupapito
every day is arm day when you're drinking and eating your way through your problems
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If your Personal Beliefs deny what’s objectively true about the world, then they're more accurately called Personal Delusions
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I think it's time to take a moment and realize how dope the beastie boys are.
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I would pay anyone a bunch of dollars to tell me where Ruth Bader Ginsberg goes jewelry shopping.
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A girl just told me: "You're pretty cool for a douchebag." If I can reach just one person. It's all worth it.
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Thank you, butternut squash, for being an appetizing food despite having the words butt, nut, and squash in your name. #thankyounotefriday
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I lost 20 pounds by cutting off my arms!
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Lauren retweeted
Honestly, how many times have you dined at this restaurant? bit.ly/1nEwbTu
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Joan, I will miss you being on this planet. You truly were the best. #JoanRivers
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Lauren retweeted
Conservative beliefs make a lot more sense when you're not thinking very hard, study finds: slate.me/Wdxux1
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Snap out of it, bitch.
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