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bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney retweeted
"do you wanna go to the movies" "do you wanna go to the bookstore" "do you wanna go to the thrift shop"
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bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney retweeted
They’re shooting SSRIs out of tshirt cannons at chuck e cheese
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bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney retweeted
My Vibecoded uncle lost NNN to Wordle yams and his uncle pussy got code rotted
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bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney retweeted
Adhd is such a fucking insane thing, what do you mean I wanted to jerk off but got distracted and played sudoku for half an hour
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bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney retweeted
They're replacing the Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms with the terms and conditions of Grindr
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bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney retweeted
greg abbott wheelchair at midnight
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when you put the gina hinojosa fries on the james talarico burger
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bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney retweeted
Austin, TX
welcome to my asian-mexican fusion restaurant where we only serve kimchi carne asada fries and birria ramen and every dish is like $25 no drink included btw
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bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney retweeted
Idk how to say this but every time I try on pants at the thrift store I feel like I’m butt naked jacking off with loaded gun in my mouth fat as fuck
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bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney retweeted
when the spiral lasts 30 minutes instead of 3 hours
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The doctor , but they regenerated into Philomena Cunk
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bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney retweeted
it only hit me recently how insane it is people do not understand adhd. its like asking someone with a broken foot to run. they can do it, it really sucks, and they want to be able to run but they cant. its a full on disability treated like laziness
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bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney retweeted
ppl genuinely don’t understand how frustrating living with this is
If your partner is neurodivergent and she spends her whole day off on the couch, then cries at 9pm about wasting it, learn the words ADHD paralysis. She had 12 things she wanted to do. Her brain couldn't pick the first one, so it picked none. You think she's lazy. Don't ask "What do you want to get done today?" At 10am, hold out her shoes. "We're walking to get coffee." Once she's moving, she'll pick the next thing herself. All she ever needed was someone to take the first step with her.
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bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney retweeted
january: yay! february : yay! march : IM GONNA KILL MYSELF april : IM GONNA KILL MYSELF may : IM GONNA KILL MYSELF june : IM GONNA KILL MYSELF july : IM GONNA KILL MYSELF august : IM GONNA KILL MYSELF september : IM GONNA KILL MYSELF october : IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
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bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney retweeted
i like you. man it's gonna suck when i kill myself
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missing someone who doesn’t care if i was dead or alive on the last thursday of October at 2:02pm
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bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney retweeted
Daily affirmations: I deserve nothing and need to be shot and killed
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this october was the biggest “i want to kill myself” month of the year
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