Elder millennial, web nerd, Craft CMS, ExpressionEngine, Laravel, PHP, Docker, Home Assistant. NYC (formerly PHL) 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

New York, NY
Joined February 2008
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Sorry, who's Matt Mullenweg again?
That's right folks. Just $1 to shake the hand that shook Matt Mullenweg's
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I’m running a sale on my ebook, A 7-week Guide to Growing Your Business with Web Content at growyourbusinesswithcontent.… Use code TURKEY24 to get 24% off between today and Monday 12/2 I'd appreciate if you took the opportunity to check it out or pass it along to others you know.
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Next PHP × NYC is on the books and coming up soon! We'll be meeting up at the @MongoDB offices in NYC on November 14th from 6pm-9pm, come hang with us: phpxnyc.com/rsvp
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It turns out locking all the products up so it’s impossible to browse and having hardly any staff causes us all just make even more of our regular purchases online. Who would have guessed?
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It typically appears more genuine when you spell the name of the very famous person you’re remembering correctly.
Angela Landsbury, born 99 years ago. “I’m really not a singer,” she said. “I have a serviceable voice. But how I use it — it’s the emotion under the note that sells the song .. What I do is I use the emotional kick that I know is inherent in that moment ..” 💕 “Sweeney Todd”
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Ok, next PHP × NYC is on the books! If you're in the area, join us October 10th at the Clair offices (shout out to Sean Naughton): phpxnyc.com/rsvp
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Code-switching, as a person of Philly experience, means having to catch myself before I say "jawn" and translate it to a real word about 12 times per day.
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The most on the nose description of Pete Buttegieg I’ve ever laid eyes upon.
Kamala’s VP pick is gonna emit unprecedented levels of white straight maleness. Like you don’t even understand, he will be radioactively caucasian. the human equivalent of salmon shorts smeared with mayonnaise. he’s gonna say shit like “golly gee willikers. this is how we win.
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Kamala’s VP pick is gonna emit unprecedented levels of white straight maleness. Like you don’t even understand, he will be radioactively caucasian. the human equivalent of salmon shorts smeared with mayonnaise. he’s gonna say shit like “golly gee willikers. this is how we win.
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Joe took that Supreme Court ruling pretty seriously I guess.
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It’s time for Joe to go up up up to the Heaviside Layer with Grizabella.
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BREAKING: Both United States Presidential candidates have died.
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Jeremy Gimbel retweeted
Joe is struggling to talk. Don is struggling to tell the truth.
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If cyclists want solidarity from pedestrians they could start by actually stopping at intersections
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Jeremy Gimbel retweeted
Please, we are 129 years old #NoCutsToLibraries
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Vacation in 5 hours.
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Being on a co-op board is exactly like Only Murders in the Building would have you believe.
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So, is the Empire State Building red and blue tonight in honor of police brutality?
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