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You met a man on the Oregon Trail.
His name is Terry.
You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!"
Terry shoots you.
You have died of dissin' Terry.
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Please vote for Denim coffee!
Replying to @PAChamber
Denim Coffee vs. Taylor Chip Cookies
54%Denim Coffee
46%Taylor Chip Cookies
455 votes • Final results dROIDBEARS retweeted
Denim Coffee vs. Taylor Chip Cookies
54%Denim Coffee
46%Taylor Chip Cookies
455 votes • Final results dROIDBEARS retweeted
Denim Coffee (@denimcoffee) vs. Middleswarth Chips
52%Denim Coffee
48%Middleswarth Chips
383 votes • Final results dROIDBEARS retweeted
Now your piece of shit airline has delayed our flight in Rome so we will miss our connecting flight in Chicago if the plane leaves at all. We have been stuck in Italy 4 fucking days and are about to lose our jobs. Fuck you @AmericanAir
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Hey dicks @AmericanAir we are still stuck in Italy. Our dogs are at home starving. When is someone from your company going to help us?
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Hey @AmericanAir can someone please pick up the phone? Your constant flight cancellations have left us stranded in Europe with our small child
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Have you ever had jalapeño RELISH?? We made this. You should try it! It’s the perfect stocking stuffed and it’s on sale now!
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I just saw someone say “as you get older, it’s harder to make friends”
And I just want to make sure it’s clear that the problem is capitalism taking all our time and energy and not just due to being older like it’s natural causes
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If I were a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean I would simply pull myself up by my bootstraps.
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the concept of “dressing your age” is ridiculous. I’m gonna dress like an old witch who cursed her entire seaside town
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Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.
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my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.
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When someone uses this emoji 🤣 they are more mad than they have ever been in their entire life
















