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I read books and magazines. I am concerned with personal hygiene. I travel in boats and aeroplanes.

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Imagine thinking you can identify the far left when you can't even dribble that direction
sadly, this is where we're at. a vote for the republican party isn't necessarily a vote for trump. some people vote for conservative values because they don't agree with the direction of the far left. reducing every voter to one man only feeds the division.
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this is leaving out those two totally not suspicious plane crashes he survived in ~48 hours that left him with the injuries that led to all of this spiraling out. This is how the US rewarded a guy who spent WWII kiIIing Nazis on his own time and dime for the love of the game.
In the final years of his life, Ernest Hemingway tried to convince friends and family that the FBI was following him, but they just told him he was paranoid. In late 1960, he was admitted to the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota, where he received electroshock therapy. Even there, he refused to speak freely, convinced someone was listening. In July 1961, Hemingway died by suicide at his home in Idaho. Years after he died, the FBI released files showing that they had been monitoring him for the last 20 years of his life.
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Never forget during Bruno he was walking around the Middle East tauting Arabs to attack him but they all were kind to him and the people that did attack him were Israelis and he was forced to break character and remove it from the movie.
Me movie comin to Prime Video dis Wendesday, it 89 minute long, dere’s 14400 minutes in a day meanin u’ll be able to watch it 161 times a day for de rest of ya lives for free
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Brazilians have reportedly been spending 6.5% more on staple foods since sports betting was banned in the country. A month ago, Lula signed an order banning fixed-odds sports betting, a move he said was designed to tackle the problem of families falling into debt. Now the President of the Brazilian Supermarket Association says that since the ban, sales of essential foods such as rice, oil, coffee, and noodles have grown by 6.5%.
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NBA Players all “injured” before GTA 6 drops
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Right now an NBA game has 203 possessions 5 years ago was 198 10 years ago was 192 15 years ago was 186 17% of all possession are now picked up in backcourt 5 years ago was 10% 10 years ago was 6.5%
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Tyler The Creator bars before Flower Boy:
Oliva Chow next mayor, man slits wife's throat, kills her. Vandal desecrates monument war memorial, photo of a guy who sexually assaults
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from what I gather democracy is mostly about sending money to Israel
Chinesen zu erklären was eine demokratie ist, ist als würdest du nem Blinden erzählen was Farben sind
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it's not that sports is becoming kpop or kpop is becoming sports, but that both (along with politics, art, pretty much everything else in society) is converging on their final form: Professional Wrestling
a thesis could be written on how sports are becoming kpop
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Why is nobody talking about "thing that everyone is talking about"
Scottie Barnes is one of those players that everyone treats like an superstar but once he’s bad, no one talks about it
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Ethan Klein checking twitter to fire up a tweet about how this is a antisemitic scheme by Hasan but the iPhone 19 his wife gifted to him was manufactured in Israel
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Drake made a statement, stepping out at Mamo in NYC for an early birthday dinner in a brown fringe shawl and leather pants. 🥂 📸: BACKGRID
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I was here first?
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Airbnb went from a cheap way to crash in a spare bedroom or rent a vacation house for a weekend and turned into "what if hotels openly hated you and acted like they were doing you a favor by letting you give them hundreds of dollars to stay there, and also it's more expensive"
Airbnb hosts are melting down over a new policy banning them from making guests complete tasks that “would typically be performed by a cleaner,” like “stripping the bed, taking trash offsite, or washing and putting away dishes.” Read the full story: buff.ly/GHU32S5
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I firmly believe we should embrace this take. Mamdani is the new political center, meaning anyone to his right is objectively a conservative—even The Atlantic agrees!
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White Nick of Brownsville
Nick Nurse got the rookie drug dealer chain on
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Here's the chart I made showing Donald Trump's connections to Jeffrey Epstein
Turns out, El-Sayed really is tied to the Muslim Brotherhood. And it’s not just his half sister, mom, his own letter, and his father-in-law.
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"everyone is portrayed as a moron or morally flawed except for Nathan"
In every Nathan Fielder media I’ve seen everyone is portrayed as a moron or morally flawed except for Nathan and that seems very suspicious
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Polymarket is taking bets on whether the seven Cornell students accused of raping a student will receive a felony sex crime charge. Among the athletes endorsing Polymarket: LeBron James, Derek Jeter, Eli Manning, Sue Bird, Reggie Bush and Richard Sherman.
Polymarket and its athlete endorsers are under fire for a market on whether any of the seven male defendants accused of raping a Cornell student will get a felony sex crime charge. There was $451K in volume, with traders placing a 28% chance on the market resolving to “yes."

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