Travis Martin

"You might get a notification" - @CodyFahm

"Yeah, thats pretty much it" - @CodyFahm

"Creed would make a lot more sense if they were fronted by a big black guy" - @CodyFahm

The gr8 thing about whitesnake's "here I go again" is that he wasnt on his own. There was a hot chick riding on the hood whippin her hair

S/o to all the shitty acoustic bands playing at crowded bars with no one listening

People that hang out in front of doors smh

@BossKlaus Boca Fiesta... (you didn't say good burritos)

"How many wupiupi did the gorgmonger in Mon Espa ask Jar Jar to pay for a frog?"

Making beans and wienies at 3am. Feeling like I'm missing out on some kinda feminist statement

Looked at a scale today for the first time since i quit smoking and HOLY SHIT I PUT ON 20 POUNDS?! OK.

hey my pw is "password" for the next 15 mins if anyone wants it. logging in never seems to work via laptop. but logging in via hiptop...

at work. gtfo. get home. gtfo. life imitates art.

SO MANY PICTURES OF PIZZA ON tHE INTERNET. STAHP.

Roommate and I have decided to get into trouble tonite. Kicking it off by using someone else's Netflix to watch multiple episodes of Cheers.

I can only assume I left my house at midnight in some fucked up form of sleepwalking where I go to a bar and drink two thirds of a beer.

Saw a recent pic of myself on the fridge, thought 'where'd my chin go?'. Opened freezer, ate ice cream sandwich.