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"There's more to being worthless than just being fat."

everything was going swell until everyone wanted to be treated well

I'd be offended if my candidate of choice told me to vote for someone else. bitch I believe in you

who how why the Fuck is ben carson such a fucked-up moron

Ted Cruz is the kind of guy to make me feel I should switch to the other side of the street if I saw him coming my way

thinking you live in a third world country #firstworldproblems

USA might have a murderer problem more than a gun problem, but guns sure make the former much easier

Pussy President Takes One Beating. All Other Dicks Super Jealous.

Serve and protect. You're a cop, Simpson. Remember?

I used to always think the world was doomed, but people keep doing super heartwarming things for one another in times of tragedy!

lots more effort and sometimes less fatal

I wish therapists and psychologists were as easy to find as a gun

it seems people are more willing to give food to raccoons than to homeless people

They disciplined their bodies in a goal to discipline their desires.

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