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more on this story as it develops. he/him

Joined March 2007
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I have a couple questions for the inventor of the shit-eating grin.
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Every single employee telling you they’ll quit if you do this should have been enough data
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Basic facts 1. Neither the Democratic nor Republican party can indict anyone. 2. A grand jury of regular Americans decides to indict an individual. 3. To convict an individual, prosecutors would need to prove their case beyond a reasonable doubt to a jury of regular Americans.
Democrats are charging Trump with multiple felonies because they want him to be the Republican nominee. They realize the charges strengthen him in the Republican primary, but they believe the charges weaken him in the general election. This is 100% politics.
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Dear Stupids, Jack Smith used his power to gather the evidence and he presented the evidence to the Grand Jury. The Grand Jury is saying Yam Tits should be indicted, not President Biden, or Barbie, or Hunter, or M&Ms, or Little Mermaid, or Hillary, or Bud Light. The Grand Jury.
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You'll go on a podcast and cry about it for an hour?
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Who paid off Kavanaugh’s loans, ya know the guy who just denied student loan forgiveness …
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Is there any stronger evidence that American meritocracy is a myth than the current majority of the Supreme Court?
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Y'all are gonna bring that same energy to end legacy admissions at universities, too... Right?
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"Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property." Slavery ended despite Christianity, not because of it.
Today is a good day to remember: Christianity is the faith and America is the place slavery came to die
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Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted
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No, if my favorite Justices are receiving secret gifts worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, they, too, should resign.
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“Our current set of human assumptions about laws have led us to maximize human imprisonment for corporate profit; now let’s create an AI and put them in charge of making laws.” lord save us from tech dudes
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Friday will mark 800 days without consequences for an ex-president, his lieutenants and congressional coconspirators who attempted to overthrow the U.S. government by fraud and by force. In case anyone’s still counting. And still screaming.
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If enough patriots fire enough rounds vertically, they can solve at least one of our country's biggest problems. Godspeed.
Wow. @KariLake and @JDVance1 are letting our country down. They're pointing their guns in a direction other than the southern border!
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This is one of the funniest things I've enjoyed in a long time.
Cunk on Earth is now streaming everywhere on Netflix (outside the UK)
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Tired of this button showing up and covering up what you actually want to see? Right-click on it, click Inspect, and keep hitting the Delete key until it shrinks and disappears.
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"Even if they wouldn’t Do The Thing themselves, they will almost never rat out another officer who Does The Thing, much less stop it from happening." medium.com/@OfcrACab/confess…
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This is Preston Hemphill. Detective Hemphill is named in the affidavit as having deployed his taser. He’s 26, born in July 1996. He needs to be charged accordingly for his part of contributing to Tyre Nichols being murdered. Notice the Apple Watch in both pictures..same band.
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