more on this story as it develops. he/him
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Every single employee telling you they’ll quit if you do this should have been enough data
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Basic facts
1. Neither the Democratic nor Republican party can indict anyone.
2. A grand jury of regular Americans decides to indict an individual.
3. To convict an individual, prosecutors would need to prove their case beyond a reasonable doubt to a jury of regular Americans.
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Dear Stupids,
Jack Smith used his power to gather the evidence and he presented the evidence to the Grand Jury. The Grand Jury is saying Yam Tits should be indicted, not President Biden, or Barbie, or Hunter, or M&Ms, or Little Mermaid, or Hillary, or Bud Light. The Grand Jury.
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Who paid off Kavanaugh’s loans, ya know the guy who just denied student loan forgiveness …
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Y'all are gonna bring that same energy to end legacy admissions at universities, too... Right?
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"Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property."
Slavery ended despite Christianity, not because of it.
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Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted
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No, if my favorite Justices are receiving secret gifts worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, they, too, should resign.
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“Our current set of human assumptions about laws have led us to maximize human imprisonment for corporate profit; now let’s create an AI and put them in charge of making laws.”
lord save us from tech dudes
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Friday will mark 800 days without consequences for an ex-president, his lieutenants and congressional coconspirators who attempted to overthrow the U.S. government by fraud and by force. In case anyone’s still counting. And still screaming.
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This is Preston Hemphill. Detective Hemphill is named in the affidavit as having deployed his taser. He’s 26, born in July 1996. He needs to be charged accordingly for his part of contributing to Tyre Nichols being murdered. Notice the Apple Watch in both pictures..same band.
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Meet Detective Preston Hemphill. This is apparently who tased #TyreNichols and said “I hope they stomp his ass.”
This is confirmed in the @MEM_PoliceDept “incident narrative”
Why has Preston not been fired/charged? @MayorMemphis @SteveMulroy901 @1cjdcop
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Three recent approaches to a coup plot:
1) Germany -- stop the coup before it starts
2) Brazil -- round up insurrectionists after they attack
3) US -- Seat the seditionists in Congress, pass the buck on investigation, and allow the head insurrectionist to run for president again
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in 2023 let’s not make these dreadful men any richer by fuelling their relevance with engagement
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As a centrist, I am utterly committed to finding a compromise at the center of any two poles, no matter where those poles are placed, and I am so firmly committed to striking this compromise, I'm willing to make you pay for it with your life.
This makes me the adult in the room.
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got suspended for revealing Santa Claus is right down Santa Claus lane :(
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Or, hear me out — MAYBE he’s the witting agent of a transnational crime syndicate tasked with shifting the Overton window for the rise of a violent pro-fascist oligarchy. And we’re all acting like a normies!
