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E Jensen

@e2thej

Erik Jensen is strung out on lasers and slash-back blazers. 👨🏻‍🎤A veteran of the Hashtag Wars and the Streaming Wars. Definitely not a robot.

 Orange County, CA
Joined February 2008
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In case it isn't abundantly obvious, I'm only here to yell at politicians, complain about Corporate America, and talk about what shows/movies I'm watching.
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It's weird how Millennials, who are now solidly in professional careers, seem so cool with Zoom calls and Microsoft Team calls, yet never want to answer an actual phone call.
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I'm glad I'm not the kind of guy who ever says, "Let's skedaddle!"
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Help! I need more friends to connect with on BlueSky! I created an account a while ago, but seriously, I'm feeling pretty lonely over there. Here's my profile: @e2thej.bsky.social I'll also drop a link here too: bsky.app/profile/e2thej.bsky…
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No, Clippy! Fuck off!
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He's unstoppable! 😆 #HighGround #ObiWan #StarWars
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Are half the actors in “3 Body Problem” from Game of Thrones? 🤔
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This is the future progressives want!
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Please do not give this dude $
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Did I spend more time in 2023 clicking "Yes, Accept All Cookies" or more time clicking "No, I Do Not Want 10% Off In Exchange for My Email?" 🤔
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Watching ep 1 of the new season! Jodie Foster and Kali Reis are such total bad-asses!
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😄🤣 #xmen #disney
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Bwaaahahahahahaha! Poor Zac. Can't get any respect.
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Where's the lie?
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The Republican Party is such a fucking clown show right now. Well, for a while now, really. I give McCarthy and his clown car companions 5 clowns out of 5 for taking things to a whole new, stupid level! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@SethAbramson3 Oct 2023
So the Republican Party DOES know how to unseat a politician when they want to INTERESTING So I guess all Kevin McCarthy has to do is commit 91 state and federal felonies and he’ll have his job back lickety-split
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"When an Ancient Monolith loves a Star Destroyer very much..."
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Where's the lie? 🤷‍♂️
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TV is such a cluster-fuck right now. The corporate types can't seem to make a profit from traditional cable providers, nor can they seem to make profits from streaming directly to consumers. WTF? This shouldn't be so difficult. Meanwhile, consumers suffer. latimes.com/entertainment-ar…
Behind Disney's Spectrum blackout: A 'proxy battle' for the future of television

Behind Disney's Spectrum blackout: A 'proxy battle' for the future of television

ESPN, ABC stations, FX and other Disney-owned channels are part of a high-stakes blackout affecting 14.8 million Charter Spectrum customer homes.

latimes.com
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Upper management will be pleased.
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#trumpmugshot
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You know what's fun? A #hurricane and an #earthquake at the same damn time!
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