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Meet the newest livery in the @SouthwestAir fleet! The specialty aircraft is named Imua One, which is a rallying cry in the Hawaiian language that translates to an urging forward. We're honored that Southwest chose to unveil its newest addition at LGB.
➡️ bit.ly/3Vi1tmx
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While researching questions for a game show in '90 we found awesomely obscure fact that telephone inventor Alexander Graham Bell preferred "Ahoy" as a greeting over Thomas Edison's "Hello" and did so 'til his dying day
Won't you keep Ahoy-hoy alive by using it on your next call?
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AMC Theaters unveiled a new pricing scheme in which seat location determines how much your movie ticket costs. Seats in the middle of the auditorium will cost a dollar or two more, while seats in the front row will be slightly cheaper ktla.com/news/nexstar-media-…
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Your cities are nothing to me, your roadways are meaningless, I use them as my toilet.
Also @Karlthefog is a little bitch.
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Do you go into a #BoardGame with a plan, or do you fly by the seat of your pants?
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They posted our exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Imperial terms of service.
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When I realize it's Jeff Bridges birthday today!
#IntergalacticQualityGifs #TheBigLebowski
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The Emperor is a free speech absolutist.
He will absolutely have you murdered if you say something he doesn't like.
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ELON, THIS IS URGENT!!
TAKE IT FROM US: Cover any small thermal exhaust ports leading directly to Twitter's reactor system before it's too late.
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Sad to see Yoda being so divisive and political in his speech to Luke. Will he have the common decency to apologise to all good people on the Dark Side for this outrageous comment?!!
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If we stop blowing up planets now, that would be extremely unfair to the planets we've already blown up.
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This video make so much more sense now. The cops literally stopped parents from helping their kids.
Cops stood outside the school while the killer rampaged inside.
Onlookers yelled at them to go in. They didn’t. One parent urged bystanders:
“Let’s just rush in because the cops aren’t doing anything like they are supposed to.” @AP story:
apnews.com/article/uvalde-te…
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Sending your employees back to the office when gas, food, child care, pet care, etc are all through the roof - and not giving them a raise - after they spent 2 years doing the job just as well from home is a great way to tell your employees you don't care about them
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That’s right. @WhatJoeWrites and I are at it again. Check out a brand new episode.
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Replying to @AOC
The Senator from Texas saw a crisis and escaped to the Ritz Carlton in Cancun.
Meanwhile, a congresswoman from New York - whom that TX Senator regularly uses as a punching bag - just raised a million dollars for Texans.
One party works for you. The other works for themselves.



























