The Good Times Are Calling

Sheffield, England
Joined January 2011
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I really need to pet this dog
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She’s right! Absolutely impossible to tell.
6 ladies went for lunch & drinks today; 3 are Trans, 3 are normal. I won’t tell you which is which, I’ll let you so called experts work it out! I’m waiting. #TransWomenAreWomen 🍆🍆🍆
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I just showed my son this video and he pleaded with me to show it to him a second time because he loved it so much.
As a mother of three boys, I know for a fact that this dude’s mother was exhausted.
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Tommy fucking Southgate
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“I’M SO BAD AT GOLF!” 🤬 Career Grand Slam winner, six-time Major Championship winner, has 45 professional wins, seven-time Race to Dubai Champion, three-time FedEx Cup Champion, six-time Ryder Cup winner who has spent more than 100 weeks at World Number One… Misses the green 🤣 #GenesisScottishOpen | #RolexSeries
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Miles Russell pulls his dad out of the gallery to caddie for him on the 18th hole at the U.S. Open on Father's Day
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Hahaha fantastic start
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Disappointed to see some lazy, xenophobic comparisons of Tuchel with Hitler. Adolf would never have picked Jordan Henderson.
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🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆
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Big him up . Imagine if he let Sir Alex control his affairs he would have ended up waffling on podcasts talking about class of 92 every week 😂
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As a human being... I'm repulsed. As a betting man... I'm intringed.
School director was 'ringleader' of child fight club trib.al/GSv06hY
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Porn on Twitter is getting out of hand. Can’t even scroll 2 minutes without seeing stuff like this…
April blooms at Augusta National Golf Club. #themasters
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Something tells me my man in the bottom left eating the twix might not be a City fan
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How on earth can you introduce VAR midway through a competition?
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How it felt getting to leave double maths early to go play in the school football team…
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Everybody be cool, this is a signing 🍔🥤
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Weirdest pile of shit ive ever seen in football... Going the match? Nah mate gona lock myself in a box with opposition fans, stare at the wall for a couple hours and then check the result.
Roy Keane reveals the result of the Manchester derby to fans locked In The Box 📦 The full video will be available on Sunday on the Sky Sports Premier League YouTube channel 📺
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Boo’s at full time are embarrassing! Get a grip ffs
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