@e_simpson

The Good Times Are Calling

 Sheffield, England
Joined January 2011
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Billyboxing2.0@billyboxing2Oct 13
She’s right! Absolutely impossible to tell.
Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑
@damekatydenise_Oct 12
6 ladies went for lunch & drinks today; 3 are Trans, 3 are normal. I won’t tell you which is which, I’ll let you so called experts work it out! I’m waiting. #TransWomenAreWomen 🍆🍆🍆
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O.W. Root
@owrootOct 12
I just showed my son this video and he pleaded with me to show it to him a second time because he loved it so much.
Sarah Fields
@SarahisCensoredOct 11
As a mother of three boys, I know for a fact that this dude’s mother was exhausted.
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DP World Tour
@DPWorldTourJul 12
“I’M SO BAD AT GOLF!” 🤬 Career Grand Slam winner, six-time Major Championship winner, has 45 professional wins, seven-time Race to Dubai Champion, three-time FedEx Cup Champion, six-time Ryder Cup winner who has spent more than 100 weeks at World Number One… Misses the green 🤣 #GenesisScottishOpen | #RolexSeries
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Gaz@Gaz3puttMay 21
Disappointed to see some lazy, xenophobic comparisons of Tuchel with Hitler. Adolf would never have picked Jordan Henderson.
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Joe
@totnumjoeMay 19
Premier League
@premierleagueMay 19
🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆
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2 Live@breeze_floMay 15
Big him up . Imagine if he let Sir Alex control his affairs he would have ended up waffling on podcasts talking about class of 92 every week 😂
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsMay 15
Beckham becomes UK's first billionaire sportsman bbc.in/4dpMb8R

David Beckham becomes UK's first billionaire sportsman

Former England captain Sir David Beckham becomes the UK's first billionaire sportsman in the 2026 Sunday Times Rich List.

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Elliott Simpson retweeted
Verbal Riot
@verbalriotshowMay 5
As a human being... I'm repulsed. As a betting man... I'm intringed.
New York Post
@nypostMay 5
School director was 'ringleader' of child fight club trib.al/GSv06hY
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HAWK_GUYS@HAWK_GUYSApr 3
Porn on Twitter is getting out of hand. Can’t even scroll 2 minutes without seeing stuff like this…
The Masters
@TheMastersApr 3
April blooms at Augusta National Golf Club. #themasters
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dave@UTFR93Mar 22
Something tells me my man in the bottom left eating the twix might not be a City fan
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The 44 ⚽️
@The_Forty_FourFeb 24
How it felt getting to leave double maths early to go play in the school football team…
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Burnley FC
@BurnleyOfficialJan 28
Everybody be cool, this is a signing 🍔🥤
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AndyMk_83@AndyMk_83Jan 17
Weirdest pile of shit ive ever seen in football... Going the match? Nah mate gona lock myself in a box with opposition fans, stare at the wall for a couple hours and then check the result.
Sky Sports Premier League
@SkySportsPLJan 17
Roy Keane reveals the result of the Manchester derby to fans locked In The Box 📦 The full video will be available on Sunday on the Sky Sports Premier League YouTube channel 📺
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Boo’s at full time are embarrassing! Get a grip ffs
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Since you asked so nicely x
J D Blade@SufcJames00123 Nov 2025
Replying to @SheffieldUnited
Can we have the photo in front of the fans admin? Need a new banner 🫶
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T1: McIlroy (-13) T3: Fleetwood (-12) T3: Hatton (-12) T3: Fitzpatrick (-12) T3: R.Højgaard (-12) T9: N.Højgaard (-11) T9: Rose (-11) T9: Åberg (-11) T12: Lowry (-10) T12: MacIntyre (-10) We'll be keeping a close eye on Team Europe tomorrow 👀
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Mitch Halley@MitchHalley26 Oct 2025
Semi pro footballers acting like Prem stars will always be wild to me.
Emmanuel Udjor Omorogbe@Manuudjor_26 Oct 2025
Apologies for our recent performances. The fans and the club deserve more that what we’ve given and I am disappointed. We will get it right I promise….
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OUR TIME. OUR PLACE.
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SHANE LOWRY!! Ryder Cup retained.
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Masters Burner
@ANGC_burner27 Sep 2025
“You suck Rory” starter pack
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Crikey. The deputy prime minister of the UK has admitted she doesn’t understand how tax works. I wonder what else she doesn’t understand.
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