Writer. sometimes I do other things. happily married to @steven_weitz . on the days he pisses me off I pretend my spouse is Liev Schreiber. She/Her.
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Gen-Xers have been training for quarantine our entire lives. No other generation is perfectly happy staying in their room, alone, listening to sad music & watching John Hughesโ complete oeuvre on repeat like us. #coronapocolypse #StopTheSpread #GenX #StayTheFHome #COVIDใผ19
Full knee replacement surgery tomorrow. I'd like to say it's because I did something really cool and fucked it up in an awesome kinda way, but nope, I just have Rheumatoid Arthritis & my body is like "Bitch, you don't need this joint, fuck you".
I thought the clock said 9pm (it was 7pm), popped an amitriptyline for insomnia, saw it was seven and now I'm playing "OHGODYOUGOTTASTAYAWAKEORYOUREGONNAGETUPAT3AM"
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RIP Angela Lansbury. ๐น nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celeโฆ
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me high as fuck leaving the Brooklyn warehouse party trying to figure out what a 2012 Kia Sorento looks like
Why must my dreams never come true?
This trailer of Mulder and Scully investigating Micheal Meyers will always haunt me. An X-Files/Halloween crossover would have been legendary
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This is an excellent example of the American Asshole Syndrome. Where it's all about "Me, Me, Me" & never about the health of other people. We who are immunocompromised are the ones who have to have every aspect of our lives defined by these insignificant shit gibbons. Fuck them.
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Ted Cruz was born as Rafael Edward Cruz. His father left Cuba in 1957 to attend University of Texas and obtained political asylum in America โ as an immigrant. Tedโs dad is fortunate Ted wasnโt a Senator at the time, or he would have been kidnapped and smuggled against his will.
Just a reminder that the Department of Homeland Security willingly participated in human trafficking by providing false documents to the immigrants they illegally transported to another state. Those individuals need to fired and brought up on charges immediately
If Desantis & Abbot & all the employees of DHS who participated in human trafficking aren't brought up on charges, then what the fuck are we doing anymore. BURN IT THE FUCK DOWN.
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The amount of energy the QAnon people use to try & decipher coded messages in everything is on par with me & my high school friends trying to figure out the subtext of a locker note left by a crush that was two words long.
For all of the Mayo crowd bitching about The Little Mermaid being Black:
1. The mermaid mythology goes back to Assyria (Syria) 1000BC
2. Mermaid myths have existed in almost EVERY country on the planet.
3. Mermaids don't really exist.
4. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR RACIST SELF
