
Writer. sometimes I do other things. happily married to @steven_weitz . on the days he pisses me off I pretend my spouse is Liev Schreiber. She/Her.
Bethlehem, PA
Joined December 2009
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me high as fuck leaving the Brooklyn warehouse party trying to figure out what a 2012 Kia Sorento looks like
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Ted Cruz was born as Rafael Edward Cruz. His father left Cuba in 1957 to attend University of Texas and obtained political asylum in America โ as an immigrant. Tedโs dad is fortunate Ted wasnโt a Senator at the time, or he would have been kidnapped and smuggled against his will.
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Post-apocalyptic fiction did not prepare me for the fact that the pre-apocalypse is excruciating
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Sammy "The Bull" Gravano, Mafia underboss who confessed to 19 murders, explains in 1993 how he would "reach" Donald Trump.
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So League of Their Own and She Hulk got review bombed with angry 1* reviews and I wonder how terrified some dudes are of women having any stories that make them the hero rather than the victim/prize. Like, what happened to those guys? It's ok little man. Women can have stuff too.
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friend: hey, any book recs?
me: well, this one ruined my life and emotionally scarred me
friend: oh Iโll steer clear then
me: โฆyou misunderstand
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For those who say America is a Christian nation, Jesus gave two laws on which all others depend (Matthew 32:36-39): Love God, and love your neighbor. I've yet to see a single right-wing fundamentalists or MAGA Republicans come close to following those two simple commandments.
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Watch a billion dollar news company use my footage without licensing it
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It amazes me how Fox News doesnโt believe a word of what law enforcement says when they execute a search warrant against Donald Trump but believes every single claim by law enforcement when they execute an unarmed Black man.
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One thing Donald Trump knows is real estate. So I wonder what he thinks of Merrick Garland moving in rent free inside his head.





























