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Joined March 2009
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Instead of such negativity please help us share love and positivity by sharing my beautiful boys picture β™₯️ #CancerHasNoColours bradleyloweryfoundation.com
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This absolutely wins hands down
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Why does it feel like despite the whole point of having a shit tonne of dates.. that these came and sold out far quicker than last time? The code malarky reeks, it hasn't deterred anything, and from what I've seen.. It's actually restricted people even more from being able to get a ticket than last time, despite the whole process being advertised differently. 14 people in my friendship group, 1 code.. mental. So not only was it a total lottery if you got a code, it was pot luckthe code you got was for a decent time, otherwise you'd be entering TicketMaster in your time slot, even after the date was sold out. 🀯 Hope those who did however get tickets enjoy themselves, absolutely mint at Wembley last year! #biblical
Tickets for Oasis Live β€˜27 have now sold out. See you in 2027!
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Vapers at gigs need to get in the goddamn bin. πŸ˜’
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Imagine any other business working like ticketmaster? You go into jds for a pair of uk 9 air max at 150 quid and they tell you naw, yer having 4 pairs of adidas size 7s at 200 quid a pair and yer paying for a taxi home and ye cant use your car you left in the carpark? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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How can Ticketmaster say you can't leave a single seat when booking tickets... but then the only tickets left are single seats?? πŸ€” Make it make sense!!
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Gem retweeted
secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs… 2 Tickets - face value Wythenshawe Park 29th August The Courteeners The Vaccines The Coral
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I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.
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Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care home’s talent show.
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Hi @grok if your owner wasn't a massive cunt. How many starving children could he help with a trillion dollars?
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Gem retweeted
me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV
this is one of the best posters i’ve seen in a very long time btw
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Yellow Pages "Haircut" ft James Nesbitt, 2003
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Dear old people, waking up at 6am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9:30pm feels amazing. I was wrong. You were right.
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Channel 4, I would like to formally request a 90 minute special of 24 Hours in Police Custody on the arrest of ex-Prince Andrew. Full timeline. Bodycam. Interview room. No sympathetic lighting. (@Channel4) #PrinceAndrew
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One of the most poignant film clips ever. Jimmy Murphy looking back into the tunnel at Wembley, 1958 and imaging The Babes lining up. Guaranteed to shed a tear every time you watch it. Heartbreaking 😒 #mufc #FlowersOfManchester🌹
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I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
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Never, ever, ever, ever in the entire history of humanity has one human being’s ego needed to be stroked so much. It’s so fucking pathetic. And shame, shame, shame on all the ego strokers.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
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At no point during the five-year span that Monty Python's Flying Circus aired on the BBC, from October 1969 to December 1974, could the greatest comedic minds of their time come up with a skit more grotesquely absurd than Trump placing a fake peace-prize medal over his own head.
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