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when i was 19 i worked at a pizza place, and every friday around 7pm a guy named doug would call to say his large pepperoni pizza showed up with no pepperoni on it.
every friday. same complaint, same line: "i paid for pepperoni and i got cheese."
my manager, gary, didn't want a fight, so he'd just comp him a free pizza. by week five we had given doug four free pizzas, and i was convinced he was scamming us.
i started watching the pizza get made. the pepperoni was always on there. i even took a photo once, with the pepperoni clearly visible, just to have proof.
so on week five, gary told me to deliver doug's pizza myself and "figure out what's going on."
i knocked, doug opened the door, and i said i'd like to watch him open the box. he looked confused but said ok.
Emily Cooper retweeted
“It would be really discouraging if you’re a South Carolina fan.”
- yeah no shit Mr. Announcer guy. You have no idea.
Emily Cooper retweeted
No matter your thoughts of how the next 7 years were handled, this was one of the most epic moments in Presidential history
Made a game for this exact scenario if you’re in Cincinnati queencitysix.com
Replying to @WhiteHouse
@WhiteHouse @IRSnews @federalreserve @IRStaxpros @DOGE @USTreasury Heyyyy there - Any update on my **2024** tax return that’s been sitting with no action needed from me for about 16 months? Would be great to get that cash in the hands of a hardworking American am I right??
Emily Cooper retweeted
As a lifelong fan of Cabo Verde since 2 weeks ago, I know that they can eliminate Argentina 🥹
In Vozinha we trust
Emily Cooper retweeted
Joey Votto hasn't spent retirement looking back at baseball.
He's earned a sushi chef accreditation in Japan. Became a certified yoga instructor in Spain. Surfed in Ireland. And more.
Along the way, he says, “it helped my well-being.”
Read for free:
nytimes.com/athletic/7301113…
Emily Cooper retweeted
Marco Rubio when he realizes he might have to start pitching in the 9th for the reds
Emily Cooper retweeted
“Women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man” xitter.cf/worstsperson/status/20…
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You literally have to be unemployed to keep up with AI rn
Spoke with my friend President Emmanuel Macron today. We discussed our shared concerns over the evolving situation in West Asia and the need for a return to dialogue and diplomacy. We will continue to engage closely and coordinate efforts towards the early restoration of peace and stability in the region.
@EmmanuelMacron




























