former wedding planner & circular saw user (she/they)

Gateshead
Joined October 2009
'betty's made a heart shaped pizza, and iggy....iggy has made a pizza shaped like the yuan dynasty'
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拢3.27 - Asahi at Bar Hit Point, Kyoto 馃嚡馃嚨
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iggy mansplaining 'the tap ting rebellion' to me
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馃敀 imagine you鈥檙e invited to someone鈥檚 house and you鈥檙e like sorry this is such short notice, don鈥檛 worry about dinner I鈥檒l grab something on the way there. and your coworker is like oh, my wife will make her classic bear meat spaghetti. she always has ground bear meat on hand
Consider this a Matriarch Monday challenge. Imagine your husband calls and says he's bringing home 30 people for dinner in 1 hour. What do you have at your disposal that you could feed that many people with in that short amount of time. (now if you follow the comments thread he admits the pizzas actually do take much longer and they have a grocery store 2 minutes away that they utilize for needed ingredients, but lets pretend we don't have that luxury) What could YOU, dear sister, scrounge together to feed a crowd in an hour flat? As someone who feeds crowds of 30 or more pretty regularly and who has a husband who loves to invite folks over last minute here's what I came up with out of ingredients I had on hand. 60 minute Spaghetti and Meat Sauce with Garlic Bread for 30. I have 4 stovetop burners and 4 large pots. I'd need them all plus the oven. Supplies on hand: 1. I basically have a seemingly unlimited supply of ground bear meat so 2 gallon sized bags of that but regular old ground beef or venison would also do. Or turkey if you're weird that way. 2. 3 cheap Walmart tubes of beef chorizo 3. I have shelves full of pickled tomatoes from this summer's garden. If for some sad reason you didn't pickle tomatoes which is by far the most superior way to preserve them, you can use regular canned tomatoes instead. 4. 3 cans of tomato paste 5. 4 boxes of pasta: 1 angle hair, 1 spaghetti, 1 linguini, 1 fettuccini. 6. 1 bag of 16 French rolls rolls from Walmart (unfortunately I already used the other 8 for steak sandwiches for Sabbath dinner for our fam today after church. this btw is one of my favorite Walmart bargains at $5 for 2 dozen good sized rolls) The Process: 1. The gallon zips of frozen bear meat each go into a large dutch oven on med-high heat. 2. Add to each a tube and a half of the beef chorizo (even tho we're cooking italian just trust me) and cover with lid. 3. 2 more large pots are filled with salted water to bring to a boil. Fettuccine will go in one followed by the linguine a minute or so later. Spaghetti will go in the other followed by the angel hair a minute or so later. 4. Pickled tomatoes are drained and then pureed right in the jars with emulsion blender. 5. French rolls are sliced in half, buttered, and sprinkled with TJ's garlic onion salt. These will go onto cookie sheets and baked till golden 6. Once the ground meat is cooked through (this will take up a good part of your hour since its frozen in such big chunks) you will add half of the pureed pickled tomatoes and a can and a half of tomato paste to each pot. Because you wisely pickled your tomatoes using the Russian method you will not need to add any other flavorings. If your canned tomatoes were done by some other method you're on your own making them taste good. 7. I happen to have enough plates to serve 30 guests spaghetti on but honestly the better receptacle with this meal would be mugs and/or cereal bowls since folks probably aren't all seated around a table. 8. Unlike @TheJollyBrawler I never in my life have had enough beer, soda, and cigars around for 30 people so we'll all just be having water and good breath after for kissing our spouses with. The cost: < $2 per person Ok ladies. Let's see what you can come up with. Creativity wins the day!
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tom took me to see steve reich's music for 18 musicians at the glasshouse in gateshead tonight, i enjoyed it very very much but i also enjoyed doing this demographic analysis
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well this did great on instagram lol
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son woke me up by explaining in detail the soviet union's strategy of moving factories out of dagestan and kyrgyzstan to defend against hitler 馃憤
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every day i grow more certain that his future involves either winning a nobel prize, or prison
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Yeah im on twitter but i'm not a toxic irony bro loll i'm just a nice guy and my followers are pretty normal (spotting one of my followers making his way toward us with a bucket of acid) Hey let's cross the street lol. Let's cross the street right here
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should resist the temptation to say anything really but finding it difficult this week not to be reminded of the group of "queer leftists" who decided to harass me daily for a couple of weeks when i was 9 months pregnant with my first child. leftistly of course
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fortunately i've been lucky enough to build a whole life outside of online and feel much less exposed to that stuff, but for people who are isolated and vulnerable and looking for community, that particular instinct turns people into sharks scenting blood in the ocean
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it's the instinct and not the people too, i've felt the instinct and have definitely exhibited it in ways i regret! genuine, actual, constructive care is much harder but has changed my life completely
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edie retweeted
no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I鈥橫 going to clown school
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Ed Sheeran PR nightmare ripple effect is fun to think about. Imagine the drug compound they鈥檙e having to compose pharmacologically right now to get Taylor Swift to stop pacing. She hasn鈥檛 slept for days.
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you can get trump to admit by almost anything by accusing him of not being the number one in the world at something
Q: China is one of the most repressive countries for journalists in the world-- TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also
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gateshead mentioned 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
The Gateshead Millennium Bridge opens to the public in Newcastle, UK.
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i have the best job and the best friends in the entire world and i work with the most wonderful people, today an afghan refugee lady who i get to look after said to me "edie, my best friend", words she's learned in the time i've known her to be able to say to me
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all i ever wanted was a meaningful life and in gateshead i have that so that's good isn't it
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